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Harper Seven Beckham!!!!!! ...dear me, no!!!

264 replies

MelinaM · 11/07/2011 01:59

It would appear that this is the chosen name for their longer for darling daughter!!!!! Shock

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SleepySuzy · 11/07/2011 09:56

It just reminds me of the girl on Disney's Wizards of Waverley Place, who wears fruit on her dresses and other stuff.

LieInsAreRarerThanTigers · 11/07/2011 10:02

Sounds like a call-sign: "Come in Harper Seven, are you receiving me?"

hannahsaunt · 11/07/2011 10:02

I love it. I would have had it for dd but dh wasn't brave enough. Think it's particularly unfair to assume that neither Beckham would have read Mockingbird (and perhaps for those who have, one of the primary points of the book has been missed ...).

houseelfheave · 11/07/2011 10:03

Sure he didn't mean Sven?

chocolateyclur · 11/07/2011 10:03

I love Harper, but wtf is seven about?

eandemum · 11/07/2011 10:05

VB can't win can she
If she had gone for a 'boring' name everybody would be slating her.
If she had gone for a really way out name everybody would be slating her.

PurpleStrawberryGuava · 11/07/2011 10:05

I don't mind Harper, I prefer it for a boy, but it works well for a girl too.

However, it doesn't seem like it's them somehow, it almost seems a bit mainstream for them.

PotterWatch · 11/07/2011 10:17

Surprise surprise, another celebrity child stuck with a stupid name. Why don't the break the mould and call their children something nice for a change that they may not be ashamed of when they are older. [hhmm]

GreatAndWonderous · 11/07/2011 10:24

Was she born at Harper Seven in the morning?

mumatron · 11/07/2011 10:26

Well, maybe they think it's nice? Harper is a lovely name. Obviously seven is going to get some raised eyebrows, but so what!

They were always going to get slated for the name choice whatever it was.

Good luck to them.

Ihavewelliesbuttheyrenotgreen · 11/07/2011 10:26

I think that Harper is nice enough. I'm suprised that its not more girly but its name thats unusual but not too out there. The middle name is a bit odd. Iirc her brothers have quite normal middle names, I think one has David and another Joseph. Then again middle names are an opportunity to give a name that has meaning to you but that you wouldn't be brave enough to use as a first name.

LieInsAreRarerThanTigers · 11/07/2011 10:33

It's the surname of a close friend, so it just sounds odd to me as a girl's name. Also I always tend to think it suggests moaning, like 'harping on' about something. Could have been worse, though. I am surprised they didn't either try to be unique, or surprise the world with a quite traditional, pretty name to do with flowers or something.

rachel1970 · 11/07/2011 10:38

Isn't a harper someone who plays the harp?

Doesn't sound very feminine to me, so wouldn't choose it personally for a dd.

LieInsAreRarerThanTigers · 11/07/2011 10:41

No a harpist plays the harp I think.

rachel1970 · 11/07/2011 10:43

Oh, yes a harpist Smile.

mysterynotsolved · 11/07/2011 10:54

Absolutely horrible ! Very harsh.

OTheHugeManatee · 11/07/2011 10:56

A Harper Seven sounds like it could have been the name of a type of WW2 bomber. I can just hear the Discovery Channel voiceover:

"...but they had reckoned without Bomber Command's newly commissioned squadron of Harper Sevens, which swept down from the north before the rising storm. Nearly 10,000 homes were destroyed in that attack."

sonniebonnie · 11/07/2011 10:57

Harper? Really don't like it at all, I'm afraid. Sounds harsh, masculine and certainly won't travel well into other languages.

hoofhearted · 11/07/2011 10:58

Yeuk!!

FREE THE HARPER SEVEN !!!

luvvinlife · 11/07/2011 10:59

I thought 7 was the number of the hotle room she was concieved in.

NoHunIntended · 11/07/2011 11:04

Oh, I like it a lot!

merryberry · 11/07/2011 11:05

Just makes me think of head in box
(LoL half past seven, Greatandwondrous)

Sidge · 11/07/2011 11:05

It's dull.

Harper sounds like a department store name.

I imagined Vicky would go for something much more girlie and snazzy. Harper is quite hard and androgynous and immediately makes me think of Harpic toilet cleaner.

CharlieBoo · 11/07/2011 11:14

I think it fits in with her other children's names (not a good thing IMO), but thought she would go for something more feminine... We know a 7 year old little boy called Harper... Much better on a boy I think but even then it's not to my taste.

diddl · 11/07/2011 11:19

"reflects her American 'heritage' in choosing a name no-one in this country would think of "

???

Blimey, I think quite a few people have thought of Harper in the UK.

We did for our teenage daughter, but wanted a feminine name.