It goes, knives, forks, spoons, knives, forks, spoons....

[RatherBeOnThePiste]

It always has
Knives, forks, spoons..... always

AI therefore BU to be irritated beyond belief that when DH unloads the sodding dishwasher that he cannot get it right?He always puts them in random places in our cutlery tray, but never knives, forks, spoons

I suspect he does it like this so that I stop asking him to do it, but we have been together for 15 years!

Knives, forks, spoons or AIBU?!!

'what to wear with a spoon' ?? better not show DH that link, he may get 'IDEAS' iykwim,
Might be better to get back to
KNIVES.
Forks and
Spoons

Knotty Good to see you

look what I've had done to celebrate

Still goes knives
forks and bollocking spoons though

Bollocking Spoons?

Classy tat there, Piste

Bollocking Spoons?

these aren't bollocking spoons

Spoon tattoo,
Should it not have been a knife, fork and spoon one?

first image that google throws up for bollocking spoons

you have to look at the handle, but i don't think there is such a thing.

more from google's bollocking spoons

it does make me worry....

bollocking knives

that's a true thing, apparently: bollock knives....

i got carried away googling swearwords with knives forks and spoons

also quite interesting

OMIGIOD - man with knives through his nose

OMIGIOD

Won't want to keep them in your cutlery drawer, will you Piste?

Wonder where he keeps his forks and spoons?

check this out knotty but only if you have a strong stomach!

this is where he kept the spoon!

and here is the fork!!

omgomgomgomgomgomg

at that boy with the fork in his nose!!
ow owowowowowowowowowowoowowowowowowoowow!

he can't find it because it's been put away incorrectly

Knives
Forks
Spoons

Knives
Forks
Spoons

Knives
Forks
Spoons

Knives
Fo rks
Spoons

Knives
Forks
Spoons

I have just splattered my keyboard with banana bread.

See the power of the spoon!

we must be careful of the cutlery fighting back !

so i googled "fighting spoons" and i found this

!!!!!!!!!

and ooh clever

Do you know, I've had a dishwasher for 4 years and it has never occurred to me to load them in any order.

Thanks MN. I feel Heducated.

Now I will have to Heducate DH. And my DCH.