AIBU - Books part 2

[theyoungvisiter]

as you were ladies.

TYV. Ooh, was that Barbes then Marais? (or is Marais 3rd?) Did a brief stint in Les Halles as well. Lovely. But yes, plumbing of the 80s no loss at all.

still- keep trying balloon: from the ashes of disaster spring the roses of success! (yess!)

The Three Musqueteers on there, BLP?

Marais is 3rd and 4th I think. I lived in the 4th bit (near Arts et Metiers).

Twas v nice... [nostalgic]

Marais is 3rd and 4th I think. I lived in the 4th bit (near Arts et Metiers).

Twas v nice... [nostalgic]

There were still a few I missed out as I couldn't get them Cory, that may have been one of them as I haven't read it for ages.

I have been in correspondence for some time with a zoological institute who claim to do a delivery service. However, their customer service leaves a lot to be desired. Despite my clear specifications the goods they have been sending me are quite unsuitable to the purpose specified and have had to be returned.

Should I give up the whole thing as a bad job, or do you think I should give them one more chance?

Ladies, please bear with me. I am the only ds of a very attractive woman, who keeps irregular hours but there is always food on our damask table cloth. trouble is, her mates have always treated me as a bit of a lap dog, which was ok when I was a kid. But now I am getting a bit uncomfortable with it. AIBU to want to hang out with girls my own age?

Ah TYV. Yes, La nostaglie! I also had a fabulously marvellous boyfriend, who is now staggeringly successful at his chosen arty profession. Reader, why did I not marry him? Groan!

And TYV, don't forget to build in time to express every twenty two minutes or you'll probably need to turn yourself over to social services .

Cory, try encouraging your DS to write to a pet shop, they may have something more appropriate, a puppy perhaps?

Dear Cory,

Return the goods stating your reasons for dissatisfaction, and the zoo will be happy to send you a more suitable pet ad nauseum.

Although tbh I am a bit bloody sick of these children's authors who can't tell the difference between a zoo and a sodding petshop.

Yours sincerely

The Zoo

DH really wants us to start a family, but I want to wait.

I was not very clever at school, so AIBU in trying to study to make something of myself?

Cory - I think you'll find that given one more chance, they might get it just right and you'll be able to keep it.

AIBU: to be jealous of my friend/think he's had some rather hardcore plastic surgery. He's well fit, innit, despite going out all night drinking, partying and carrying on. I suspect that he may have been involved in the death of a young actress, but he's still as hot as he was 20 years ago?! Why won't he tell me his secret? Is it creme de la mer?

AIBU to think my DA is a miserable old cow? Just because she's BORING, doesn't mean I should have to go without the pleasures of playground equipment. I don't care what she says, I'm going out to play...

I would take a look at his taste in art before I make a further commitment to this middleaged young man, tony

Tony, try looking in his attic. He may have some drawings or pictures up there to shed light on the matter.

Correct!

I know this has been done, but:
AIBU for being SUPER annoyed with DH. I spend all day at home with his DCs, I've lost my looks and my sanity, only to find out he's been sh*gging their nanny?! He says his Dsis is coming to visit to talk to me about it, but TBH, I think I'm best off leaving him.

Tony - hmmm sounds a bit like Jude Law and Sady Frost....

AIBU in sending my young relatives down with a bag of peaches to an acquaintance in the village this afternoon? They are such troublesome children, always running about and bringing mud into the house, I feel the influence of a staid correct middle-aged maiden lady would be just right for them.

I did think that as I was typing it, but it's not.

Nobody fancy a bash at mine? sob.

And MMJ! still waiting!

can you give us more details, salome?

Or mine... I'm starting to play quite recklessly on the playground equipment.