AIBU - Books part 2

[theyoungvisiter]

as you were ladies.

I can't see Pride and Prejudice on the list and I think each of us has done that!

(fabbo list tho')

Cory - to be honest my morals are incredible considering I'm now being forced to live in a brothel and more importantly my evil friend is well.... hot.

Oh MrsF, I love Colette!! It's what made me want to live in a garret in Paris, but I only stuck it a year.

I arrived in the big smoke hoping to find a nice job, and a very kind lady offered me a room in the local YWCA. All the other girls seem really jolly but surely men are not allowed in after a certain hour? I'm also a bit confused. AIBU in expecting my own bed and not to get fumbled with (how ever pleasantly) by my room mate?

MM - I'm not Pamela although she and I have a lot in common!

Oooops, meant Clarissa

MM

AIBU to not want to marry the heir to my father's estate, despite the fact he enjoys the patronage of a lady aristo!

Sorry just doing P&P again for old time's sake.

Balloon, does he have a Jekyll and Hyde type personality?

Did MMJ ever reveal her low-brow conundrum? I am 99% sure I have never read it, whatever it is, but still want to know!

is your name Fanny by any chance Salome?

(these novelists really should have consulted the baby name threads before beginning.)

TYV - I don't think she did but I WANT TO KNOW!!!

TYV, I have been trying to forget about it, and now you've brought it all back! sob!

Cooee! MMJ?

TYV? where was your garret? Mine was in the 13th.

Don't marry him Maria, he's a sycophantic idiot

A few more for the list:

Angels and Insects
The Millstone
The Bell
Gigi
Diary of a Nobody
Isabella and the Pot of Basil

TYV. Yes, I am indeed Fanny Hill.

I am quite young and inexperienced and was a bit nervous about starting a relationship with a Single Dad, especially as he hasn't got a proper job and still lives with his father. The DSCs are cute though, and they think I am sweet, which is nice.

What I am worried about though is that new DP asked me to dress up as a doll the other day? I know that men who have been on their own for some time often resort to "dolls" but I thought he would appreciate a real woman now he had the chance. I felt very uncomfortable in the outfit, especially when he asked me to stick on pink cheeks like this and pull a face like [this].

AIBU to think this is a bit odd? Or maybe it's all my imagination?

he he, here is a norty one

AIBU to believe that it is ESSENTIAL to eat your toast at 7am? Otherwise you are condemning your child to a lifetime of sleepless nights and your marriage will probably founder into the bargain.

I meant pull a face like this

oo did you have a garret Salome? Mine was in the 18th and later in the 4th.

I do miss it... but not the terrible plumbing.

I think you'll find TYV that you need to have cereal as well.

And start on the correct breast otherwise it's the naughty step.

Ballon, please be VERY CAREFUL if you accept a lift in his car. I have it on excellent authority that he is not a qualified mechanic and has made some dangerous modifications!

I think you sound far too scrumptious for this man, balloonslayer

Also Balloon, I hope you have a passport as you may need to go to Bavaria at short notice.

Found another bit of paper I didn't type up.
We've also done:

Hideous Kinky
Rebecca
Jane Eyre
Magical Faraway Tree
The Very Hungry Caterpillar
Flowers in the Attic
Little Women
The Secret Seven
The Famous Five
Going on a Bear Hunt
Lady Chatterley's Lover
Gone with the Wind
Snobs
Wuthering Heights
A Picture of Dorian Gray
The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe
Alice in Wonderland
Frankenstein
Oranges are Not the Only Fruit
Anna Karenina
Three Men in a Boat
Swallows and Amazons
Matilda
Vanity Fair
Tess of the D'Urbervilles
Lord of the Rings
We Need to Talk About Kevin
Great Expectations
Possession
Baba Yaga
Angels and Insects
Girl with the Pearl Earring
The Mallen series
About a Boy

I think everybody got the others on there