To Have a Secret Crush on UnQuietDad?

[secretcrush]

Cant help it
The thought that there are intelligent, funny, non-sleazy men out there who have masses in common with me....

It just gives me hope

And he's a regular poster on MN too.

He's a committed Christian though. And he wears socks with sandals.

Ah you're just trying to put me off

he seems completely ahornic, no offence

i bet he's a real bugger in a rl argument!

None taken
Never heard ahornic before - tho I can guess what it means...

I rather like abetadad

OK, what does ahornic mean?

He is actually a Millie Tant vegan lesbian whose farts can clear entire concert halls, just pretending to be a man in order to satirize male privilege.

FAQ in that case I will switch affections if UQD is in fact, Brenda.

He's not one of them. He's a very naughty boy (in an acceptably Christian fashion).

< snurk >

tis not normal make behaviour though is it?

posting on mumsnet

must be a brenda

hands off he's mine

solidgoldbrass
Damn, I knew he was too good to be true...

hullygully you must be the Mrs...
If you speak from personal experience you are very lucky lady

unquietdad - maybe

abetadad - no way

no offence

sorry...but there's something very dodgy about any man who spends alot of time on mumsnet.

I'm wearing blood- red velvet

I've got a secret (non-sexual) crush on
NannyNick
He's so knowledgeable!!!!!
and caring!!!!
and he's a nanny!

What's that sound? Could it be the entire male population of MN simultaneously wiping their internet history/pooing themselves/running for the hills?

Who are the other men? Let's rank them. Anyone got any pics, pref undies.

Lol

he is into doctor who fgs

I've heard he wears shiny brown suits and wears his mobile phone in one of those holder things on his belt...