AIBU to think moustaches rarely improve a man's appearance?

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There is no man on earth who’s looks are improved by the addition of facial hair.

Can someone please tell the young lads with the 1970s ‘taches that they look bloody awful?

Yanbu

Saw a guy today with s kind of half moustache and a semi mullet

You may look 'cool' but its doing you no favours, man on the street

I give you Clark Gable

What, not even Tom Selleck or Sam Elliot?

Clark Gable and Tom Selleck would look even more attractive without a paedo ‘tache though. Why do it?

Googling Sam Elliot now.

Disagree. Some do.
Beards on the other handske men.look older.

Sam Elliot’s is really unattractive. Just think of the dinner he gets caught in that.

Freddie mercury

Awful Awful Awful, very rarely does any facial hair on a man look ok. Dont know why they do it.

Freddie Mercury’s ‘tache is exactly what I mean. Utterly vile. But he’s not trying to attract another female so that’s ok.

Maybe it’s something to do with the rising number of people who prefer living alone that being in a couple. These guys just aren’t trying to attract anyone whatsoever and so the ‘tache is a way to ensure girls get the message. A sort of clue someone is asexual.

Hate them

Didn’t we have this thread a few days ago? I’ll disagree again because Tom Selleck (and Aidan Turner in Rivals, as pointed out by someone on that thread).

I have no idea
My Dad had a 70s tache long after they went out of faahion it never suited him
But im not keen on the mullet either.

Love a tache on a man. But I'm in my 50's and love a hairy chested man which doesn't seem to be popular these days. Have always had a crush on Tim Selleck since his Magnum days. He looks odd without a tache. I think a manly man can carry it off. Upper lip bumfluff though, no thanks.

Personally i dont think a moustache adds anything some men like Clark Gable and Tom Selleck remained attractive despite the moustache imo.

I’ve told my daughters that if they ever bring home something with that mullet-‘tache combo, they are being disowned. Although their dad technically has a moustache, but it’s combined with a full biker beard 🔥 so that’s perfectly acceptable.

Oh yes the mullet +tache not good
Biker beard can be very different my 19yr old son has a full beard and has done since he was 15 non of the bum fluff stuff

YABU. I love a moustache. Tom Selleck, Kevin Kline, Errol Flynn, Clark Gable, Midge Ure,...
I like a nice beard too. I'm old too. Not mad about the mullet, lived through it the first time 😂

Brett Goldstein. Infinitely better with facial hair. He hated having to shave it off for Shrinking.

Disagree. I think a lot of men really suit a moustache or the full beard.

YANBU never seen one look good.

Mmm but I think they’d all look even better without them. The mullet plus tache thing is awful.

Patrick Grant. 🥵

Patrick Grant looks awful now he has facial hair

My dh has a shortish beard with the moustache but too that I quite like.

He had a clean shave a while back and left just the moustache on for a laugh.

He looked like a disgraced geography teacher.

I may have agreed with you at one time. But then I watched Rivals and I give you this fine specimen: