AIBU Poor Dog walker had to witness

[Mooseylooseyloo]

I was reading an article earlier about a dog walker on Two Tree Island near Leigh on Sea in Essex who apparently came across a man naked from the waist down who then bent over and stuck a carrott up his backside.

Putting aside the obvious jokes, I actually found it very disturbing. The poor woman must have been shocked, frightened and probably quite shaken up by it, i live close by and have done this walk many times.

As a woman who often walks my dog alone, sometimes in fairly quiet or remote areas, it made me think about how vulnerable dog walkers can feel. Most of us are just trying to enjoy some fresh air and exercise our dogs, not stumble across something like that.

It also got me wondering what other strange, unsettling or downright bizarre things people have come across while out walking their dogs.

What's the weirdest thing you've ever witnessed on a dog walk

My son is a Green Party member & the ex leader of the local party has been seen & reported for walking around the local area at night naked. This is a man who adopted ds when he first started going to the meetings age 14 & encouraged him to get involved.

Spose if you keep the telly remote up the arse you need to ask where's the doodah.
I read a book recently about A&E and the strange going ons.
One bloke put an eel up his arse and couldn't retrieve it..weirdos.

Oh, that's so sad. 🥺

😂😂😂

Please remember that some people have bowel disease that can't always be controlled, they don't need to be berated or humiliated! It could be you one day in that position if bowel disease decides to take hold. You have no idea what a sudden, crippling urge feels like!

At Glasto, I'm surprised it was only 1 couple he found! 😂

Don't go to Whitby during Goth Weekend then - it's held twice a year - wall to wall people in black!

Yes, worrying isn’t it. I see schoolgirls with very short skirts walking after school in town and worry about the attention they get, especially from certain ‘groups’ of men who have little respect or decency when it comes to women or girls

I was on the way to the hospital to visit my sister walking along the main road. There was a cut through the hedges and there he was with his trousers down around his ankles pleasuring himself. I could hear the slapping from yards away.🤢

Why your dog and hundreds of other dogs poo in the park every day ?

Was it...

Yes, I was very struck by that aspect of the story when it came out. Poor woman.

As for all the other stories… men are just rancid, that’s all.

There seems to be quite a high ratio of perves in the Green Party 🤢

If this is in a small town beginning with an 'S',I used to work with him

Hes harmless,just a bit different and lives his own way (but hes not dangerous in any way)

If its not him,there is more than one of him!

‘boobs flapping away in the cold autumn sunshine.’

Thats quite poetic. 🤣

Nothing as bad as some of these, but an older lady I'd never met walking her dog the other way. We stopped briefly to let the dogs sniff, then she went into great detail about her dog's infected penis, the pus, how red and swollen it was etc and did mine have the same issues? Mine is a female thank fully, but I really didnt need the details.

😂😂

My nephew, as a newly qualified Dr in A&E, was given the task of assessing a male patient with a large vibrator stuck entirely in his rectum. Unfortunately he only managed to turn it on full speed 😆

Nope! There are more than one in that case…..

Preach!!

Oh bloody hell lol

'Mine' is totally harmless,he is just 'quirky' and loves to shock people

He once dressed up as the grim reaper and walked down the street-just as about 4 funeral cars came down the street

He's lucky he didn't get punched for that-especially when he waved at them

His fave is the outfit the rich wore during the black death-a cloak and 'beak' with pointy boots

Kids thinks he's brilliant,adults not so much

When he's not prancing about looking like a witch doctor,he dresses like someone from peaky blinders

Men are weird

😆 You win!

A couple having sex on the path.
A naked man running through the woods very early one morning.
A suicide (hanging) - with police already in attendance, thankfully. I think of that poor person every time I walk that path now. Very grateful that I wasn't the first on the scene. I don't think I could cope with that.

But “loving to shock people” especially the way you describe isn’t quirky and harmless, it’s cruel and unpleasant. Yet again people making excuses for dicksh male behaviour.

There’s an episode of House where he diagnoses that a young man has inserted something. Turns out to be an MP3 player