To ask about your best and worst One Night Stand?

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A lighthearted thread, for men and women to join - just a distraction from the news really ❤️

Mine - never had a good one, but planning to once dd goes to school 😉
Worst - classic story - guy 'exploding' and then pulling a 'welp' face and leaving, bless him 😩

that sounds like the sort of thing a freelancer would ask now there’s no more clacton updates (for now)

😄 I promise I am not a freelancer or any kind of journalist

A little depressed re the fires and JA - just fancied a distraction 😄

I was once orally pleasuring a man and puked all over him.

Orange Bicardi Breezer. Used to be my drink of choice. It isn’t any more.

Best ONS I kept. They’re sitting next to me after having just made me a cottage pie. I’m not letting this one go.

Oh no 😄

But what a happy ending (not for the first guy ofc) - thats so sweet

Now I want a cottage pie!

I've never had one! I've always imagined it would be a bit crap. Interested to see people's stories.

I am woefully lacking in experience

On my weight loss journey and waiting for dd to start school

Then i'm gonna cram em in!

I thought he had left me next morning in the hotel so I threw his socks, I thought he'd left by mistake out of the 10 storey hotel window. As I was nodding back off, he knocked on the door. He's been to buy more condoms. His money was in his socks which he had to go and find 😆

Millennium new years eve, well it was probably 2000 by the time we got to bed. I was a very different person, living a very different life. I hate new years eve and the hype and pressure but the stars aligned and I had a fab time at a rave and then a lovely time with a good looking young man who was respectful and we both had a great time together. Happy times, no regrets

Worst- I was a cougar on a very rare
night out as a newly single woman - lad around 7 years my junior. He’d been flirting and I’d told him he was far too young for me but we ended up in bed. He’d was shit- over quickly, didn’t know what he was doing, I was drunk and felt yucky and just wanted it over. I remember listening to Texas playing on the radio and wanting it to be over which at least it was. I sent him away and don’t even remember his name, bless him.

Best- much older man. Quite a small penis but oh my word he more than made up for any lacking with his other talents and he gave me many many orgasms that night and was actually a nice guy. I wasn’t ready for a relationship though and the fact he had a son only 2 years younger than me gave me the ick and I refused to see him for a repeat performance (sadly at the time as he was fab).

Glad I had a few ONS- as a single woman it gave me that boost and I have no regrets. But equally now I’d not bother if I was to become single again. I prefer connection with fab sex now.

Can't think of anything worse, I need to be sure of someone's hygiene levels long before that.....sweaty pub crotch is not on my radar.

I hadn’t either as I had married my teen sweetheart. I’m glad I did and had mixed experiences. I’d say go for it but be safe and be selfish. Don’t accept crap sex!!

You can have a shower with them first. ONS don’t need to be seedy hook-ups behind the pub you know.

Had a few. Nothing remarkably bad (point was sex when needed and if they need direction that's fine with me 🤣) but also kept the last one.

20+ years later and looking forward to a lie in together tomorrow when DC are in work 💙

I only ever had one, in the late 80s. I was lonely and a bit vulnerable, he was a little rough round the edges but charming and good fun. I went back to his house and stayed the night with him (I know, I know - 68 year-old me is utterly horrified at my stupidity, too!).
To cut a long story short, the bastard gave me crabs and a humiliating visit to the local STD clinic. Never again!

Best ever - dodgy bloke I met at a club in the 90s
Worst ever - dodgy bloke I met at a club in the 90s

Don't ask me for names and details.

Lost count of how many times I promised myself i wouldn't sleep with them on the first date. Not one of them was worth it. Things you look back on.

Good luck. Don’t mistaken your weight for your worth though. I would bet there would be many men who would fancy you at any weight based on your personality and your interesting attributes. Confidence is sexy! You get out there Mama!!

Worst was a guy deciding it would be great to try to choke me - terrified and won't be having another after that! Sadly it bought home how unsafe we women are with unknown men and I was glad I was given a wake up call rather than it ending much worse. I did give him an earful and he apologised but said everyone is doing it...not an excuse to do it without checking first. He, at least will know for the next woman.

Why thank you ❤️

Do men like wine loving, mumsnet addicts? 😩

If you kept him (good for you), he's not a one-night stand, surely? On that basis, every relationship would be a one-night stand, including those that last sixty years.

😩 - i'll look elsewhere!

Worst: I told her I had a tampon in. She forgot. The results were painful.

Best: Got my bracelet caught in her belly-button piercing. We dissolved into giggles and took about ten minutes to untangle ourselves, but still had a great night!

Yeah that would work. 'Hey random hook up, let's head to the bathroom and get in the shower together and you can watch me scrub my muff and retrieve the long head hairs that have migrated to my arse crack'.

That wouldn't be weird at all.....

Omg 🥺 so true

Well done for getting away and telling him!

Ooo ouch!

I like that, sex should be fun!