To ask about your best and worst One Night Stand?

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A lighthearted thread, for men and women to join - just a distraction from the news really ❤️

Mine - never had a good one, but planning to once dd goes to school 😉
Worst - classic story - guy 'exploding' and then pulling a 'welp' face and leaving, bless him 😩

It's ok, body shamer, I don't drink and it's daytime where I am.

I never understand how people have one night stands. No one has ever shown an interest in having one with me.

Drum up a bit of business

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Best - genuinely great chemistry and he knew what he was doing. So good I made it a two night stand!

Worst - pressured me to do more than I wanted and then wouldn’t leave the next day! Had to enlist my flatmate to help him shove him out the door.

Oh, god. You've reminded me of one I'd wiped from memory because it was so bad 😧 He lay on my back, shuffling. I had no idea what that was about, and couldn't get him interested in anything that might result in actual sex. I didn't feel I could chuck him out because my best friends had fixed us up.

I never let my friends arrange my dates again!

Worst: Guy who thought he was Christian Grey. Started ordering me around, calling me "Slut" and man-handling me. He was shocked to the core when I smacked him in the mouth. I gathered my things and left.

Worst/Best: He couldn't get an erection and I really couldn't be bothered. We realised we didn't fancy each other and ended up ordering a takeaway and watching a film. He became one of my best friends and still is.

I jokingly refer to my DH as the worst one night stand ever - it’s been 25 years. (Or a one night stand fail).

Worst was probably not an uncommon story. I had been flirting with a guy from work, finally went on a date with him and he did things I didn’t want to do. And then I found out that he also lived with one of our supervisors. (And they weren’t flatmates.) Obviously I got myself a new job.

Ooooh - I forgot to mention the man I refer to as the “champignon”

My best was with a guy I felt completely in love with on holiday in my late teens. We had spent the holiday together and it was our last night.

Worst - probably with this guy I’d met that night it was in a room with my mate and his mate in the next bed also shagging - very grim.

Well ever relationship where you go to bed together on the first date.

Best was in the early eighties during my very brief marriage, 6ft 6in USAF policeman who carried my shopping home to my RAF married quarter flat. Although not sure it qualifies as I chased him subsequently & it was in the middle of the day! God that guy could make love! Think 19 times in one weekend was our record and still my personal best!

Worst was a guy that walked me home after the traditional RAF Thursday night bop, not sure that qualifies either as I grabbed his crotch during a stand up snog thumble, he obviously came and ran away!

loving this thread 😂
worst one got a parking ticket outside my flat and made me pay for it!!
come to think of it don’t have any that could be classed as best.

I married young and ended up single in my 30s so decided to "have fun" as everyone suggested. Dating, sex, nightclubs. Met a lot of men and had a few ONS. None of them were any good, all crap in bed, most were boring and one got me pissed and had sex with me when I was out cold, leaving me bruised and confused in the morning. No idea if I was unlucky or what.

Well there’s always room for improvement 🤪

Surely the sex would be underwhelming on a ONS?

You haven't read the replies, have you?

Thank God no SM then!
For me def dodgy early 90s shenanigans- Didn’t have that many ONS and most not full sex as I was a good girl!
Best was hooking up w my friend’s friend when he came down to visit for the weekend. Fancied him in sight, he came back - unfortunately I’d come on unexpectedly so we couldn’t do full but I gave him a BJ! Would def have shagged him but a) was in b) no condoms in room.
Worst - bloke pushing head down for BJ / wasn’t gonna do that. Another Borderline coercive sex - these days it could be classed as rape but I don’t like to think that. It was supposed to be a date. I declined to see him again although he did call to ask me out again afterwards.
Met DH at 22 so didn’t have To go through more BS!

The sex was unmemorable but his kissing technique was terrible, his tongue was like a mackerel darting in and out my mouth, there was no let up. it was a windy night and he had to leave because he was worried about his conservatory 😂.

The best, not a ons but a regular fwb. It was in the normal sense a relationship as we went on dates, enjoyed the same things, had numerous laughs which usually ended in sex but he didn't want a relationship, and me newly single didn't want one either. Although he was a commitment phobe he was perfect. This was 23 years ago and over the years our paths have occasionally crossed. He is still single and has never lived with anyone but oh I wish it could happen again.

I was working in a bar at Christmas many years ago when I was 19 and we had a private party in from a premier league football club. One of the younger players stayed at the bar most of the night talking to me and ended up back at their hotel for an after party. Ended up in his room and after the deed was done, he told me he felt bad as he had a girlfriend and he then told me her name and went on about her and made me promise I wouldn’t tell anyone or sell a story. He then said I should go while it was still dark and gave me £20 for my taxi.

I was stood in the hotel car park at 4am waiting for it while he waved out the bedroom window and all the morning staff arriving for the breakfast shift were in no doubts why I was there and were giving me knowing looks.

every Saturday when the football was on tv and I saw him playing, I cringed a little.

Crikey I've had loads. I used to l-o-v-e rounding off hours dancing at a rave E'd off my face with hours shagging some gorgeous guy, chatting and smoking spliffs.

No regrets but no lasting memories or feelings about it either. Just sort of... Nothing.

I call them auditions not one night stands. Lots of them didn’t get the callback

Worst - the sex was bad anyway, but as he “finished” he let out what was quite possibly the loudest, longest fart known to man.

My best one night stand - a drunken uni night out in 1999, bumped into a gorgeous boy on the dance floor… 27 years later, 4 children later, and the one night stand is still going!

I genuinely only ever had lovely ONS. Definitely one I very stupidly let slip through my fingers.

Worst was a much older man when I was 18. I changed my mind and he more or less told me there was no backing out. I gave in to avoid being raped.

There were no best ones. I've had a few and honestly, none of 'em were good. I think I'm too anxious for good one-off sex.