To ask about your best and worst One Night Stand?

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A lighthearted thread, for men and women to join - just a distraction from the news really ❤️

Mine - never had a good one, but planning to once dd goes to school 😉
Worst - classic story - guy 'exploding' and then pulling a 'welp' face and leaving, bless him 😩

Best-in my 20s with a man who bore an uncanny resemblance to Caesar from Planets of the Apes but had ninja level sex moves! 😂

Worst-Handsome guy who told me to “take it” as he climaxed, then started planning our future relationship immediately after! Was in a taxi 20 mins after dtd..

Good times 😂

I remember one bloke blaming the size of condom for not being able to get it up!

Ive just remembered why i didnt see one of them after the second night. He was a dentist and he almost broke my jaw when he kissed me. Seriiusly. Im wondering if he was trying to drum up a bit of business.

Erm, @TrishM80, all baby sons have small penises. But do carry on working through your angry dick-size complex on here.

Or, no, don't. Nobody owes you.

Never had one, got married young and still obsessed with him all these years later.

What about those who have sons with massive penises?

They're OK, they should avoid the cull.

My first two males tie for worst.

1. spent a month seducing me. Within an hour stopped talking to me and within a week (we worked together) was shagging someone else.
2. Was telling me how he had 2 women already so I could only be a ONS. He was Mr jackrabbit as seen on Sex & the City - pound, pound, pound. I just remember thinking my inner thighs felt so bruised during and was glad when he came. Ihave no idea how he had 1 let alone 2 women.

Best, like pp's I was worried the man who became my DH would only be a ONS but he kept coming back!

Why, have you measured all babies' penises?!

I am serious though, mandatory euthanasia for babies with small/micro penises would ultimately solve the problem of women experiencing bad ONSs, which I'm sure everyone agrees would be a good thing?!

😆 🤣 😂

Best: handsome goth guy. He was utterly gorgeous and it was a very good time.

Another one, a guy I was in a theatre show with. It was just the once, but very good. We are still friends nearly 40 years later.

Worst: he looked like Sid Vicious but sadly had a micropenis and was lacking in any other compensatory skills. And he borrowed a fiver off me for fags and never gave it back.

Is it time for sleep or to put the bottle down?

I’ve only had one but can quite confidently say it would be the worst.

I met him on Mumsnet too! I won’t elaborate, just in case he appears on here sharing his story too 🤣

Oh, please say it was Yoni Massage guy 😂

Now that would be telling. So would be the best. But then my post would be deleted.

Omg now I want to know everything 😩

Met this Scottish guy from Elgin who was over in my neck of the woods to watch a big motorbike racing event.

We managed to have sex seven times in about four hours! And it was truly amazing!

As soon as he came he would immediarely get hard again.....and I managed to come on top for the first and only time ever. He was also rather well endowed, although I struggled massively to understand his strong accent. But to be fair we werent talking a lot lol.

This was about 15 years ago when I was in my 40s....a very memorable night!

He could seriously could have been a porn star as his stamina was something to behold!

Best
Adam- bloke in the RAF. Had fantastic sex in my shower. And the bed . He stayed the weekend .
Worst
Trevor - lovely bloke, great dancer but he had a cock like a large cucumber. I swear it pushed my diaphragm up an inch. Yes reader, that was the night I discovered a cock can be too big. I went back a few weeks later and yes, still too big. Sorry Trev.

i had no idea so many people were confused about what a ‘ONE NIGHT stand’ is 🤣

anyway, had a handful, and not a single one was enjoyable.
turns out I cannot enjoy sex unless I’m fully comfortable and connected with someone, which is never going to happen with a stranger.
wish I’d realised after the first or second time tbh 🤣

Worst one was what can only be described like the scene off the Inbetweenees where Will is laid on top of Charlotte and doing some sort of shuffling motion.

I'd love to meet him!

I am a big dr who fan and at the time had a wardrobe in the shape and style of the tardis. Then she felt the 'strings' of my IUD freaked out asked what it was and I turned to her and in full impression "exterminate". She wasn't very bright, and may have been on something...

@WheresThatCatGoneNow oh he gave me a run for my money lol.

Haven't thought about him in many years I have to say lol and im lying in bed here really annoyed I cant remember his name! It will come back to me but Im drawing a blank just now!

But yes. The sex was amazing!

Love this thread!

Best: Staying over in a village pub, I connected with a guy at the bar. First and only person to ever talk dirty to me that got me going. Dtd 5 times through the night. He really knew what he was doing. We had an amazing time. We had breakfast together, then he got on a plane to the Philippines.

Worst: Went out with a friend who was trying to cheer me up. Got pissed. Put my hand on a strangers knee at a shared table and within 10 mins we were snogging. I went back to his. He couldn't get hard as he'd had too much coke. I was polite about it and suggested we did other stuff. He went down on me. Not good.

In the morning, he couldn't remember my name, but wanted to swap phone numbers. I said I don't think so. In retaliation he said that I really needed to tidy up my pubes, as they were too long and I should get waxed or shave them off. I laughed in his face and got in my taxi.

The absolute worst lasted genuinely 10 seconds. It was so awkward that I just asked him to leave. 🤷‍♀️

I can’t think of any particularly good ones but that one was awful!