To ask about your best and worst One Night Stand?

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A lighthearted thread, for men and women to join - just a distraction from the news really ❤️

Mine - never had a good one, but planning to once dd goes to school 😉
Worst - classic story - guy 'exploding' and then pulling a 'welp' face and leaving, bless him 😩

Oo I am curious but won't pester you! 👀

I've never had one; I need an emotional connection so it's not for me. Each to their own and all that.

Doesn't it mean that you sleep together the first time you meet?

I have very good memories of that night too (with my now DH).

I kind of dread my future Grand Kids/Great Grand Kids doing a millennium project at school for history class and being told to interview their elders.

I have a fear of slightly demented me in the care home retelling a very elaborate tale of shagging each others brains out as the bells chimed 😆.

Worst, was so drunk, I fell asleep during it, and woke up to him saying "I've taken my penis out, because you don't appear to be awake" needless to say, I hottailed it out of there.

Best, he's now my husband!

Two memorable terrible ones

The one where I randomly bled everywhere and it looked like we were lying in a blood bath

And the one where he gave me headlice!

Headlice?!?!?

Thats worse than the blood imo 😄

No, it means you only spent one night together.

That made me lol 😄😄

Bless him, he sounds funny, I can see why you kept hold of him

Love a respectful man as well

I’m not sure why having a shower would be weird? ONS can go back to your house or you to theirs- as you take your clothes off you can suggest a shower? If you were concerned about hygiene that is… though I’d imagine when you’re kissing and getting frisky with someone you tend to get an idea of how fresh they are and if they weren’t you’d not end up having a ONS as they’d smell!!

@FKAT, you have summed up the 90s for me. Amazing (and different) times.....

2 rubbish ones neither could get hard.

best one turned into a weekend of sex. 19 times in less than 48 hours. And it was good too.

I’ve never had a bad one. I loved my carefree years. Don’t get me wrong, I love my life now, but I don’t regret anything. I had so much fun.

Best: Met at a work party. Instant connection, a whole four hours of anticipation, we both seemed to know what the other wanted in bed. Tried to make a relationship out of it but we were on different pathways.

I met up with him years afterwards. He was married. He suggested a revisit: I sad no. That finally cured me of thinking he was the one that got away!

Another best: Believe it or not, I picked him up in the street. Absolutely crazy sex but he was a nutter. Worth it for a couple of weeks, though.

Worst: Several contenders from student days. One was a beautiful man, very popular, nice person. Not very good at sex and he snored so loudly that I left in the middle of the night - he was offended. Another one I only remember because it was over in a couple of minutes. I chucked him out of my room.

I have terminated proceedings and gone home a few times, always due to porn-related behaviour. Can't remember their names, where they lived or what they looked like, only that I was rather proud of myself.

Saddest: a man I was hoping might become a relationship. Turned out he had a tiny penis and I couldn't find a way to cope. Sorry, David, you really are a lovely person!

Where can I find him

Brilliant wasn’t it -we owned it all -the good the bad and the ugly!

And no photographic /SM evidence of any of it - the best bit!

Only had one.
I remember 'seeing Men behaving badly' come onto his tv in his room after the deed only to realise that my ONS looked just like Gary (Martin Clunes). His mum then called up and asked if we wanted a cuppa. Just yuck, all of it!

Had a ONS with a guy who would meet the medical definition of a micropenis.
I think I was his first.
He wanted a repeat, and I said no. He got really aggressive via texts etc.

His mum then called up and asked if we wanted a cuppa.

The neighbours must be wondering what's made me laugh so loud!

Worst: he kept asking me to talk dirty to him, not in a sexy way but pretty aggressively demanding, I said “errrrrm: eeeeeeerm, stick it to me” it sounded absurd and I couldn’t stop laughing. He grabbed his clothes and left i a huff. This was at uni and he was called “stick it to me” by my mates for ages after that.

Best: also at uni, I was walking back to my apartment with a bloke I vaguely knew, we stole a dinghy and spent ages getting it upstairs and onto our roof, no bloody idea why, it just seemed like a good idea at the time. We then had sex in it and fell asleep. Woke up and took the dinghy back. We became friends after that but never had sex again.

DH was supposed to be a ONS, that was what we both intended but a week later we met up again and that was that.

Yuk so small dick and aggressive with it. I had one where it was the size of a little finger.

So did he float your boat then 😉

I have always thought it means having sex once with a particular person and never again but now I'm wondering if I've misunderstood all these years...I have had six one-night stands (my definition), five with casual acquaintances when I was young and determined to be single but wanted to keep my hand in and a one-afternoon stand when I was much older with a former colleague with whom there had been a long-standing erotic charge. Sadly, beneath the duvet, we created only a damp squib. No hard feelings on either side.

Best: Same sex 4way. One was my regular fwb. She had friends over as well. They were watching some sport event I'd been out elsewhere then jumped in shower, expecting her friends to be gone soon. They didn't leave. I was ravaged.

Worst: I accidentally convinced her I was an alien and she ran from the flat.

My 20s were quite adventurous.

Feel sorry for his micro penis but no point in getting aggressive!