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So, my postal vote arrived for the Clacton by-election...

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Username19893847477374 · 28/07/2026 12:21

It will take a moment to be visible I imagine, but there are over 30 candidates standing. Many not seriously, as we know. What a farce.

So, my postal vote arrived for the Clacton by-election...
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5128gap · Yesterday 12:11

The Clacton by election isn't happening in a vacuum.
What happens to Reform is highly important to the political landscape and the prospects of the other parties. So it's understandable people are looking a few steps ahead and considering what it might mean for other parties they either support or fear.
Politically now the chances of Reform achieving a majority are slim to none, I'm reasonably happy to see them hanging around spliting the right wing vote. Because I know whatever happens we will be looking at a Labour led government for the foreseeable, albeit maybe as a progressive alliance.
On the other hand, they are such a toxic force in politics and their messaging is so divisive and harmful, I can't help but wish total humiliation on Farage at this point.

Darker · Yesterday 12:15

TopPocketFind · Yesterday 12:07

And this one, attacking the Tories who are not standing in this by-election.
Reform has many ex-Tories

The alternatives being

  • actually talk about what he will do for Clacton
  • acknowledge that his main rival is a comedian dressed up as a refuse container
Castolaya · Yesterday 12:16

BauhausOfEliott · 28/07/2026 13:10

Yeah, I think you're failing to see how the electoral system works. The only way to get Farage out is for all the non-Farage voters to vote for the SAME candidate. If the anti-Farage vote is split, then Farage will win even if he only gets a tiny proportion of the vote.

I'm guessing a good few of the non-serious candidates are Farage supporters who want to deliberately split the non-Farage vote. If it was just Farage and Binface, there'd be a real possibility that Binface would win, but that's not going to happen if people take the 'just vote for anyone who isn't Farage' route.

It would be pretty stupid for Farage to split his own vote if there is a chance Count Binface gets any traction.

NototerrorismIntheUK · Yesterday 12:18

TopPocketFind · Yesterday 12:07

And this one, attacking the Tories who are not standing in this by-election.
Reform has many ex-Tories

So the party consists of many ex Tories that fell short when they were last in power - not a great advert at all. They contributed to the mess that the country finds itself in over a 14 year period, now they want more ime but under a self serving idiot.

SerendipityJane · Yesterday 12:28

TopPocketFind · Yesterday 12:05

Farage's leaflet, no mention what he is actually going to do for Clacton

If anyone can find his 2024 leaflet, we could see how much he can claim to have achieved.

I'm not saying it's been scrubbed from t'internet. But a casual trawl can't find it.

TopPocketFind · Yesterday 13:49

He promised to use his profile to attract investment to the seaside town, saying he will make it his “number one goal” for his new constituency according to newspaper articles.

I can find some generic Reform leaflets about stopping the boats and immigration.

SerendipityJane · Yesterday 15:12

Castolaya · Yesterday 12:16

It would be pretty stupid for Farage to split his own vote if there is a chance Count Binface gets any traction.

We have no evidence that Farage has deployed any intelligence in his decisions thus far.

Boomer55 · Yesterday 15:16

Perfect28 · 28/07/2026 13:59

@Complicatedthingswhy is Polanski a nut job?

God knows. I’d never vote Greens now. Nasty little bellend that he is. 🙄

LakieLady · Yesterday 15:20

Darker · 28/07/2026 12:50

I want Count Binface to win so much that it hurts.

I'll be absolutely delighted if the Count wins.

I'm going to pop a bottle of bubbly in the fridge in case I need to celebrate, although I doubt if I'll be able to stay awake long enough for the results.

Seeing the petulant, sneering gobshite Farage's face if he loses would be something else, although I think it vanishingly unlikely.

Castolaya · Yesterday 16:55

SerendipityJane · Yesterday 15:12

We have no evidence that Farage has deployed any intelligence in his decisions thus far.

Very very valid point.

SeaShellsSanctuary1 · Yesterday 17:06

It's funny that you only need to remove one vowel from Count Binface to create the perfect alternative name for Nigel Farage

SerendipityJane · Yesterday 17:15

SeaShellsSanctuary1 · Yesterday 17:06

It's funny that you only need to remove one vowel from Count Binface to create the perfect alternative name for Nigel Farage

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Not if you believe there is intelligent design in the universe.

itsnotfairisit · Today 07:32

EvagoraY · 28/07/2026 12:26

Keep Nigel. We need him as a counterpoint to Zach.

He's the reason we have Zach. Get rid of Nigel and his ilk and everything will settle down across the centre again

Darker · Today 08:01

William Hill offering 8/1.
Paddy Power offering 10/1.

LuckyHazelFox · Today 08:01

Darker · Today 08:01

William Hill offering 8/1.
Paddy Power offering 10/1.

Are you promoting gambling?

Darker · Today 08:05

Just interested in what is really going on. National opinion polls indicate the people want Count Binface to win, and my social media is full of videos showing Clacton people preparing to boot Farage out, but the bookies are obviously expecting Farage to win.

randomchap · Today 08:18

Darker · Today 08:05

Just interested in what is really going on. National opinion polls indicate the people want Count Binface to win, and my social media is full of videos showing Clacton people preparing to boot Farage out, but the bookies are obviously expecting Farage to win.

Your social media will show you what it thinks you want to see. It's not a reliable source.

Farage is likely to win as Clacton is very Brexity (73% voted leave) and Farage is seen as a positive by Brexiteers. It's why he chose Clacton. The cynical arsehole that he is

NototerrorismIntheUK · Today 08:39

Brilliant. Shows what an entitled idiot he is:

But it seems Farage has forgotten a crucial detail that would explain why he wasn’t invited to these talks – he’s not an MP.

QueenStevie · Today 08:39

Username19893847477374 · 28/07/2026 12:38

Your response doesn't understand a first past the post voting system.

I'm really disappointed so many have stood. I wish it was just Farage Vs Binface. Having so many candidates is just going to split the vote and allow Farage back in.

Darker · Today 08:41

Your social media will show you what it thinks you want to see. It's not a reliable source.

I do know that…. 🙄. It’s why I’m looking in other places.

Darker · Today 08:55

With two weeks ti go. I’d be interested in what @Username19893847477374 and other Clacton resident are seeing and hearing ‘on the ground’.

Do you think people are going to turn out to vote? What’s the mood?

CountBinfaceForPM · Today 09:22

QueenStevie · Today 08:39

I'm really disappointed so many have stood. I wish it was just Farage Vs Binface. Having so many candidates is just going to split the vote and allow Farage back in.

Hopefully the anti-Farage voters in Clacton realise that and vote Binface. You never know.

SerendipityJane · Today 09:42

LuckyHazelFox · Today 08:01

Are you promoting gambling?

Is that a problem ? Promoting something legal ?

BauhausOfEliott · Today 10:24

Darker · Today 08:05

Just interested in what is really going on. National opinion polls indicate the people want Count Binface to win, and my social media is full of videos showing Clacton people preparing to boot Farage out, but the bookies are obviously expecting Farage to win.

National opinion polls won't reflect the demographic of an individual constituency, and the videos on your social media are skewed by algorithms and aren't even remotely reflective of the actual prevailing voting patterns of Clacton.

The reason the bookies are expecting Farage to win is because he almost certainly will. They'll be looking at data that's actually specific to the constituency and which is mostly like to reflect the views of the people who will actually be voting rather than a nationwide sample of people who aren't actually Clacton voters.

If Farage and Binface were the only two candidates, Binface might stand more of a chance (although would probably still be less likely to win than Farage) but with dozens of other also-rans on the ballot, that drastically reduces the chances of a win for anyone other than Farage.