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So, my postal vote arrived for the Clacton by-election...

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Username19893847477374 · 28/07/2026 12:21

It will take a moment to be visible I imagine, but there are over 30 candidates standing. Many not seriously, as we know. What a farce.

So, my postal vote arrived for the Clacton by-election...
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Talkinpeace · 28/07/2026 15:41

If Farage wins
the inquiry restarts
and there is now enough evidence to show that he will be forced to stand down by the start of October
when there will be ANOTHER by election
that he cannot stand in

If you want to save the people of Clacton another £550,000 election costs
vote Binface

BrownHaired · 28/07/2026 15:42

ChocolateApples · 28/07/2026 14:22

Well, I heard Nigel never helps his neighbours put their bins out too.

They probably have staff for that. 😉

Onefairfish · 28/07/2026 15:43

Lunde · 28/07/2026 12:31

Is Count Binface eligible for the House of Commons? 😉

Does he need to renounce his title? 😂

Good point. Presumably that would make him a has bin.

Darker · 28/07/2026 15:45

This is not an unserious election.

It’s a really important demonstration that democracy can give ordinary people a say.

I really hope people use their votes to get NF out.

5128gap · 28/07/2026 15:45

Complicatedthings · 28/07/2026 15:04

No 😩
I wish the greens would just *uck off.

Their supporters are absolutely mental. Eg a man tried breaking into someone's house and the people managed to take a photo of him and posted it on the local Reddit. Some locals called the poster a creep, a weirdo and a racist for taking the photo because the intruder was black. Apparently you're not meant to report the crime unless it's against white people as otherwise you're racist.

Love em or loathe em, they have a lot of support from younger voters. Their problem is that their support is concentrated so translates to few seats, PR would benefit them here.
It will be interesting to see if support for the Greens is something these voters age out of, or if it turns into a a long term loyalty. If so, with Conservatives gradually falling out of the electorate through natural means, and Reform voters close on their heels, you might need to brace yourself for very different viewpoints holding sway. The next decade will be interesting.

InveterateWineDrinker · 28/07/2026 15:47

ChocolateApples · 28/07/2026 14:20

With a title like Count he should really have a seat in the House of Lords. Which he would need to renounce. But we don't really do Counts in this country so he must be okay. Or, and hear me out. Perhaps he's not really a Count??

Otherwise other titles are fine: see Sir Keir Starmer with his non hereditary peerage.

I think Nigel Farage is a count as well, but my spelling has never been that good.

InveterateWineDrinker · 28/07/2026 15:47

People of Clacton, put your vote in the Bin!

RedRock41 · 28/07/2026 15:48

That’s impressive 🗳️ 🤣

MissyGirlie · 28/07/2026 15:49

Bin for the win.

And I trust that you have all noticed that, in the constituency in question, lies the village of Weeley.

QueenOfHiraeth · 28/07/2026 15:50

I think the biggest problem here is that you should, in my opinion, always vote FOR someone or something, rather than against. Look at all the people who voted "Anything but Tory" at the last election then have done nothing but moan about Labour since.
I don't like Farage but worry about people suggesting voting for Count Binface which is just a juvenile idea in my view (unless he has some wonderful and serious policies which I have missed)

Complicatedthings · 28/07/2026 15:50

5128gap · 28/07/2026 15:45

Love em or loathe em, they have a lot of support from younger voters. Their problem is that their support is concentrated so translates to few seats, PR would benefit them here.
It will be interesting to see if support for the Greens is something these voters age out of, or if it turns into a a long term loyalty. If so, with Conservatives gradually falling out of the electorate through natural means, and Reform voters close on their heels, you might need to brace yourself for very different viewpoints holding sway. The next decade will be interesting.

I was actually just thinking that and it's most likely the green voters will grow out of it.
I desperately want to believe that things wouldn't be bad under greens but to be totally honest, I'm mostly scared of the influx of people who pretend to be asylum seekers and then commit abhorrent crimes. I think greens would let every single one in and deny that they're actually dangerous.

SerendipityJane · 28/07/2026 15:53

Yeah, I think you're failing to see how the electoral system works.

It's quite common on threads like this. Either people really are that thick, or there are a lot of non UK posters. Or both could be true.

5128gap · 28/07/2026 16:04

Complicatedthings · 28/07/2026 15:50

I was actually just thinking that and it's most likely the green voters will grow out of it.
I desperately want to believe that things wouldn't be bad under greens but to be totally honest, I'm mostly scared of the influx of people who pretend to be asylum seekers and then commit abhorrent crimes. I think greens would let every single one in and deny that they're actually dangerous.

I'm no more scared of asylum seekers committing crimes than I am of British born men committing them tbh. The problem is male VAWG, whatever the ethnicity of the man. That's not to say I agree with open borders, simply that as a woman I'm a lot more frightened of Reform and their every day misogyny than the threat from men from abroad.

Themoonisntaballoon · 28/07/2026 16:09

Darker · 28/07/2026 12:50

I want Count Binface to win so much that it hurts.

He could yet be disqualified, as he's an intergalactic space traveler who doesn't actually live in the constituency....that we know....

Themoonisntaballoon · 28/07/2026 16:10

MissyGirlie · 28/07/2026 15:49

Bin for the win.

And I trust that you have all noticed that, in the constituency in question, lies the village of Weeley.

😆😆

noblegiraffe · 28/07/2026 16:11

BrownHaired · 28/07/2026 13:44

Here are some of Count Binface’s pledges:

  • I will hold weekly constituency surgeries
  • I will answer all letters and emails within three days
  • For every day I spend overseas, I will spend ten in Clacton
  • Any outside earnings will be donated to Clacton charities
  • On a postcode lottery basis, I will help one family per week put their bins out

The first four are a reaction to what Nigel Farage has not been doing, I imagine.

Those aren't his pledges, he confirmed on twitter. Not sure where they came from!

His list of actual pledges is much longer, and includes a new hand dryer to be moved to a more sensible position.

So, my postal vote arrived for the Clacton by-election...
So, my postal vote arrived for the Clacton by-election...
Themoonisntaballoon · 28/07/2026 16:14

Perfect28 · 28/07/2026 13:59

@Complicatedthingswhy is Polanski a nut job?

That's what we'd all like to know !!

Themoonisntaballoon · 28/07/2026 16:15

Onefairfish · 28/07/2026 15:43

Good point. Presumably that would make him a has bin.

😆

Themoonisntaballoon · 28/07/2026 16:16

InveterateWineDrinker · 28/07/2026 15:47

I think Nigel Farage is a count as well, but my spelling has never been that good.

Now that's naughty, tut tut !

Themoonisntaballoon · 28/07/2026 16:19

@5128gap "Love em or loathe em, they have a lot of support from younger voters"

All that shows is that the UK educational system has gone down the pan 🙄

Complicatedthings · 28/07/2026 16:31

5128gap · 28/07/2026 16:04

I'm no more scared of asylum seekers committing crimes than I am of British born men committing them tbh. The problem is male VAWG, whatever the ethnicity of the man. That's not to say I agree with open borders, simply that as a woman I'm a lot more frightened of Reform and their every day misogyny than the threat from men from abroad.

I was like that until I was shown how much more likely they are to commit crimes against women compared to other men. And until I saw what they were like locally.
I'm happy that you're somewhere that doesn't house big numbers of refugees.
My heart goes out to all the women that had to needlessly suffer and probably get 'but what about what about ...big bad white men, they're bad too!' if they try voicing their concerns.
The biggest pro asylum supporters are the people that don't know much about what happens, know they won't be housed nearby and want to appear good.

SerendipityJane · 28/07/2026 16:31

Themoonisntaballoon · 28/07/2026 16:09

He could yet be disqualified, as he's an intergalactic space traveler who doesn't actually live in the constituency....that we know....

Same as Farage then.

SerendipityJane · 28/07/2026 16:32

Username19893847477374 · 28/07/2026 12:21

It will take a moment to be visible I imagine, but there are over 30 candidates standing. Many not seriously, as we know. What a farce.

There is a line of humour about it coming pre-spoiled

BrownHaired · 28/07/2026 16:40

noblegiraffe · 28/07/2026 16:11

Those aren't his pledges, he confirmed on twitter. Not sure where they came from!

His list of actual pledges is much longer, and includes a new hand dryer to be moved to a more sensible position.

Apologies.

It was Alastair Campbell, quoted here on 16 July.

I’d seen the list you posted, which I thought was an updated list rather than the only one, but couldn’t find it when I searched today.

5128gap · 28/07/2026 16:40

Complicatedthings · 28/07/2026 16:31

I was like that until I was shown how much more likely they are to commit crimes against women compared to other men. And until I saw what they were like locally.
I'm happy that you're somewhere that doesn't house big numbers of refugees.
My heart goes out to all the women that had to needlessly suffer and probably get 'but what about what about ...big bad white men, they're bad too!' if they try voicing their concerns.
The biggest pro asylum supporters are the people that don't know much about what happens, know they won't be housed nearby and want to appear good.

We gave a hotel housing asylum seekers in my town as it happens, but that's by the by. I'm not particularly pro asylum. I just try to keep perspective.
Because the threat to women comes from men, MVAWG is a national epidemic, and I want that looked at in its entirety, without being told that its that particular group of men we need to deal with and then it'll be better. Because that's a lie.
And I certainly don't want to hear that from a man who thinks Andrew Tate is a positive for 'emasculated young men' and 'helps raise their confidence in schools' and dismisses vile sexism as 'laddish banter'.
I want a party to protect all women from all dangerous men, with strong laws and sanctions to deter and address all perpetrators whether from abroad or British born.