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Outdoor quickie

106 replies

easysunday1 · Yesterday 19:38

So today me and my partner had a spare couple of hours. We had a walk around a local garden centre, then went to a country pub for a couple of drinks, when we finished up we had a drive down the country lanes and ended up walking through some cornfields….. anyway, long story short, we ended up having a quickie in the field!!! It was much fun. But can’t help feel a bit wrong lol. AIBU

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MiniPantherOwner · Yesterday 21:45

Twattergy · Yesterday 20:07

Ooh, what did you get at the garden centre?

A ban for wanking in the car park?

PrettyLittleRose · Yesterday 21:48

Still got no idea what the OP was hoping to gain from this thread.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · Yesterday 21:49

Oo… The thread has been reinstated!

PrettyLittleRose · Yesterday 21:50

BeingATwatItsABingThing · Yesterday 21:49

Oo… The thread has been reinstated!

Oooooh, did it disappear?

hididdlyho · Yesterday 21:55

Needs more dragons

BeingATwatItsABingThing · Yesterday 21:57

PrettyLittleRose · Yesterday 21:50

Oooooh, did it disappear?

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Yep! Message went from “hidden whilst we’re taking a look” to “deleted because we have concerns”. Now it’s back!

Zoflorabore · Yesterday 22:00

Any sex in this heat and you need your head testing. I couldn’t think of anything worse.

Thisthreadhasbeendeleted · Yesterday 22:00

BeingATwatItsABingThing · Yesterday 21:57

Yep! Message went from “hidden whilst we’re taking a look” to “deleted because we have concerns”. Now it’s back!

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MN HQ aren't total spoilsports, it seems. OP won't be back, but the thread needs to stay for @didntlikeanyofthesuggestions contribution at the very least.

AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · Yesterday 22:03

SoScarletItWas · Yesterday 20:29

I actually think Brian was real. I miss him and all the fabulous name changes on that thread.

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I forgot we could name change back then. I remember lurking on that thread (and thinking wtf is this place?!) when Mrs Brian popped up and chastised everyone for blackening her husband's good name. Only just occurred to me that it was probably definitely Brian with another of his aliases.

PrettyLittleRose · Yesterday 22:21

didntlikeanyofthesuggestions · Yesterday 20:21

That's so cool of you. Once I did it on a beach. My then partner had a fantasy about mermaids. I wore a bikini top and fashioned a fish tail out of Roses wrappers (we saved them all from Christmas). I lay in the surf and he walked up to me and tried to 'save' me before entering me through the tail costume. We made a patch of orange cream wrappers that acted as a flap so he could gain access.

Unfortunately a seal was also on the beach and started making seal sounds (may have been a sea lion). I thought the noise was my partner laughing at me so instantly killed the mood. Once I realised what was going on we got back into it. Shortly afterwards our adventures were halted when a man came along and started helping the seal. It turned out the seal was another woman in costume, not a seal, and the other man was her partner who had a seal fantasy and they were there for similar reasons we were and she had been laughing at me earlier. Anyway that completely stopped us in our tracks. We hurried back to the car and headed home. We kept finding sand and seaweed in the car for months afterwards.

Not quite the same as your story but was that the kind of thing you were looking for?

😂

HoraceCope · Yesterday 22:24

there will be a suntan

Piknik · Yesterday 22:28

I am going to buck the trend and say genuine OP because of the irritating as fuck, inane 'lol' at the end.

Everyone knows that finishing a sentence with 'lol' broadly equates to large amounts of stupid, so it's entirely possibly that OP thinks people are going to give a shit / be impressed / be shocked / feel in awe at their sexiness and so on and so forth.

Op, if you are real, hearing about someone you've never met having sex one afternoon is about as interesting as someone at work spending ten minutes telling you about the 'really weird dream they had last night'.

GooseyGee · Yesterday 22:30

Im in my 40s and never have had any sexual activity outside. I remember reading teenage magazines and it was always recommended in the sex pages.

I feel like you'd just end up on a local FB page or a register for it these days. Its just not right, is it.

LBFseBrom · Yesterday 22:31

It was not wrong, good for you.

HowSweatyMess · Yesterday 22:40

Come on OP - in truth you've been sitting in your 22 year old Mazda all day in the blazing sun knocking one out over the new Dobbie's catalogue haven't you?

It's ok. It's nice to have a dream.

Ithinkhesamerdog · Yesterday 22:42

Loubissou · Yesterday 20:00

Trolls have gone downhill round here since Brian from Hull and his yoni massage offer.

That takes me back Grin

Ithinkhesamerdog · Yesterday 22:47

Ithinkhesamerdog · Yesterday 22:42

That takes me back Grin

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I just want to clarify that I was reminiscing about the thread. I have never had a yoni massage from a hairy handed fantasist called Brian

CluelessAboutBiology · Yesterday 22:49

Ithinkhesamerdog · Yesterday 22:47

I just want to clarify that I was reminiscing about the thread. I have never had a yoni massage from a hairy handed fantasist called Brian

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Methinks the poster doth protest too much 😂😂

Ithinkhesamerdog · Yesterday 22:52

CluelessAboutBiology · Yesterday 22:49

Methinks the poster doth protest too much 😂😂

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Grin
PrettyLittleRose · Yesterday 22:53

HowSweatyMess · Yesterday 22:40

Come on OP - in truth you've been sitting in your 22 year old Mazda all day in the blazing sun knocking one out over the new Dobbie's catalogue haven't you?

It's ok. It's nice to have a dream.

'Knocking one out over the Dobbie's catalogue!' WTAF?! 😂

Mothers Day Lol GIF by reactionseditor
PollyBell · Yesterday 22:55

So you shagged your accountant because he fiddled with more than your taxes we get it

Hamela · Yesterday 22:57

WillThingsEverBeFergaliciousAgain · Yesterday 19:51

True, but the tick tweezers would probably come on handy for that too 🤣

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Fucking amazing comment 😂😂😂

Enigma54 · Yesterday 23:08

Port1aCastis · Yesterday 21:12

Make sure you haven't achieved Children of the Corn

Ha ha, that tickled me! Weird film for a weird thread! 🤣

Did you bump into Malachai, OP??

WreckThatTrain · Today 03:40

SuddenLightbulb · Yesterday 19:58

If you want people to ooh and aah about the sex in a field, you should have skipped the drink driving.

You seriously can't have a couple and be able to drive?!
Like sure whole thread is a wind up but in the OP it says had a couple... Even the law allows you to drive after a couple...

WreckThatTrain · Today 03:46

ClassicalQueen · Yesterday 20:12

So you went to the pub, drunk drove and then had sex in a public place? Classy.

You also get drunk enough you can't drive from 2 drinks?
Some real light weights here...
I guess it is mumsnet but out of the ridiculous OP the being too drunk to drive off a couple of drinks is more out there than the post itself.