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Outdoor quickie

106 replies

easysunday1 · Yesterday 19:38

So today me and my partner had a spare couple of hours. We had a walk around a local garden centre, then went to a country pub for a couple of drinks, when we finished up we had a drive down the country lanes and ended up walking through some cornfields….. anyway, long story short, we ended up having a quickie in the field!!! It was much fun. But can’t help feel a bit wrong lol. AIBU

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Pallisers · Yesterday 20:44

I think we should be very grateful for that "long story short" Can you imagine if we got the long story of this pastoral shag ("his muscular arms enfolded her softly yielding bodeee").

unsevered67 · Yesterday 20:46

Why on earth do you think anyone would be interested ??

Edictfromno10 · Yesterday 20:48

Hotel785634 · Yesterday 20:35

Does anyone else keep reading this as “outdoor quiche”?

No but I've been trying to think of suitable meals for this hot weather and you've given me an idea, thank you!

Theunamedcat · Yesterday 20:50

Namechangewegovyjune26 · Yesterday 19:58

What’s your name, Theresa May?

Also, I hope you didn’t get a tick in your bum. Lymes disease is no joke!

Or somewhere house needs to look

Blanketyblank04 · Yesterday 20:51

I’d be worried about google maps tbh

ChocolateCinderToffee · Yesterday 20:56

Edictfromno10 · Yesterday 20:48

No but I've been trying to think of suitable meals for this hot weather and you've given me an idea, thank you!

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Oo, I feel quaite queasy now.

Brideofclover · Yesterday 21:02

easysunday1 · Yesterday 19:38

So today me and my partner had a spare couple of hours. We had a walk around a local garden centre, then went to a country pub for a couple of drinks, when we finished up we had a drive down the country lanes and ended up walking through some cornfields….. anyway, long story short, we ended up having a quickie in the field!!! It was much fun. But can’t help feel a bit wrong lol. AIBU

Does it makes you feel better telling us all about it? 🙄

Brideofclover · Yesterday 21:03

Edictfromno10 · Yesterday 20:48

No but I've been trying to think of suitable meals for this hot weather and you've given me an idea, thank you!

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😂😂😂😂

Rondayvu · Yesterday 21:06

I once had sex in a church grounds back when I was young and nimble and liked my now ex husband. Still waiting to this day on god to smite me for it.

Gardenandseawitch · Yesterday 21:08

Make up a better story next time...

UrbanSoul · Yesterday 21:10

You need the sex topic. They love this stuff on there.

worldshottestmom · Yesterday 21:11

Treetreetreetree · Yesterday 19:56

I remember being 8 or 9 and I saw a couple doing what you were doing behind a tree. It made me incredibly freaked out.
We were having a picnic with lots of families and I'd ventured a bit further than I was meant to - we were playing hide and seek.
I didn't tell my mum because I didn't have the words. It made me feel really really awful. It looked horrible and scary.
I ran back and told my mum I wanted to go home.
The couple didn't mean any harm - but they did harm.

Don't feed the pervert.

Port1aCastis · Yesterday 21:12

Make sure you haven't achieved Children of the Corn

Gwenna · Yesterday 21:18

didntlikeanyofthesuggestions · Yesterday 20:21

That's so cool of you. Once I did it on a beach. My then partner had a fantasy about mermaids. I wore a bikini top and fashioned a fish tail out of Roses wrappers (we saved them all from Christmas). I lay in the surf and he walked up to me and tried to 'save' me before entering me through the tail costume. We made a patch of orange cream wrappers that acted as a flap so he could gain access.

Unfortunately a seal was also on the beach and started making seal sounds (may have been a sea lion). I thought the noise was my partner laughing at me so instantly killed the mood. Once I realised what was going on we got back into it. Shortly afterwards our adventures were halted when a man came along and started helping the seal. It turned out the seal was another woman in costume, not a seal, and the other man was her partner who had a seal fantasy and they were there for similar reasons we were and she had been laughing at me earlier. Anyway that completely stopped us in our tracks. We hurried back to the car and headed home. We kept finding sand and seaweed in the car for months afterwards.

Not quite the same as your story but was that the kind of thing you were looking for?

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CommentHere · Yesterday 21:18

That didn't happen. I'd say you had a quiche in the garden centre cafe and wished it was a quickie in a cornfield.

Gwenna · Yesterday 21:19

ChocolateCinderToffee · Yesterday 20:56

Oo, I feel quaite queasy now.

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I thought I was the only one whose thoughts went there 🤣

PrettyLittleRose · Yesterday 21:24

Oooooooookaaaaaaaayyyyy.

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Whatonearthwoman · Yesterday 21:24

No one actually cares mate!

Lexy2345 · Yesterday 21:25

Most cornfields have already been harvested, did you shag among the hay bales and stubble? How dreamy.

Cyclebabble · Yesterday 21:26

A bit of Al Fresco is very good for the soul. Sand dunes I have particularly fond memories of.

LancashireButterPie · Yesterday 21:27

There was a couple back in the 1980s who did similar and got badly bitten by a started rottweiler.

Cleo65 · Yesterday 21:29

Humble brag much?

BeingATwatItsABingThing · Yesterday 21:34

Can’t say I’ve ever found a field sexy but you do you. Sounds needlessly scratchy to me and I’d choose a different location for your smut book.

chocoluv · Yesterday 21:35

I’m not really sure why you posted.

As long as no one saw you then it’s fine.

I’m guessing this is the first time you’ve ever done anything like this but I can assure it’s fine and normal.

HoraceCope · Yesterday 21:35

i hope there were no low flying aeroplanes overhead