Outdoor quickie

[easysunday1]

So today me and my partner had a spare couple of hours. We had a walk around a local garden centre, then went to a country pub for a couple of drinks, when we finished up we had a drive down the country lanes and ended up walking through some cornfields….. anyway, long story short, we ended up having a quickie in the field!!! It was much fun. But can’t help feel a bit wrong lol. AIBU

Now, that I could get on board with. I love a good quiche.

Especially if the drinks were (say) a ribena and an iron bru

The cornfields are alive with the sound of music.

I hope the maize was bountiful and healthy.

Hopefully, a corn kernel didn't reach a region it should never find itself in.

🌽

I got a bit intrigued when someone similar to Brian popped up on one of my local FB groups. He compared himself to Jesus, claimed to have all kinds of powers over dogs (could be useful to some people locally!) and offered to massage women on their beds, free of charge, to alleviate all kinds of health conditions.
A pretty good offer, but nowhere near Hull so it might have been someone different.

Have any crop circles appeared anywhere?

I don't drink anymore - went sober 3 years ago, but since I hit 40-ish I'm the same. I couldn't/wouldn't drive after 2 glasses of wine, or 2 pints of beer, (or even 1.) 🙄

I would feel light headed and tipsy, and would not be in full control of the car. I think driving a car after 2 alcoholic drinks, and mocking and deriding those who don't drive after 2 alcoholic drinks, is ludicrous. It's nothing to be proud of. It sounds like something a 19 year old would say.

Drinking and driving is a pretty stupid thing to do actually, even if it is 'only' 2 drinks. If someone is going to drive within the next 10-12 hours, they shouldn't touch a single drop of alcohol. You don't know how it's going to affect you on any given day. Just because you MAY be under the limit, that doesn't mean you're in full control of the car.

Many people after 2 alcoholic drinks would not be fit to drive a car. And I'd rather be a lightweight than a lush. Some people on here act like being able to carry on standing after knocking back 2 bottles of wine is something to be proud of. It's not an achievement that people should be shouting from the rooftops about. I'd be embarrassed to admit that.

And the OP clearly wasn't drinking bloody Ribena or Irn Bru.

.