Outdoor quickie

[easysunday1]

So today me and my partner had a spare couple of hours. We had a walk around a local garden centre, then went to a country pub for a couple of drinks, when we finished up we had a drive down the country lanes and ended up walking through some cornfields….. anyway, long story short, we ended up having a quickie in the field!!! It was much fun. But can’t help feel a bit wrong lol. AIBU

Now, that I could get on board with. I love a good quiche.

Especially if the drinks were (say) a ribena and an iron bru

The cornfields are alive with the sound of music.

I hope the maize was bountiful and healthy.

Hopefully, a corn kernel didn't reach a region it should never find itself in.

🌽

I got a bit intrigued when someone similar to Brian popped up on one of my local FB groups. He compared himself to Jesus, claimed to have all kinds of powers over dogs (could be useful to some people locally!) and offered to massage women on their beds, free of charge, to alleviate all kinds of health conditions.
A pretty good offer, but nowhere near Hull so it might have been someone different.

Have any crop circles appeared anywhere?

I don't drink anymore - went sober 3 years ago, but since I hit 40-ish I'm the same. I couldn't/wouldn't drive after 2 glasses of wine, or 2 pints of beer, (or even 1.) 🙄

I would feel light headed and tipsy, and would not be in full control of the car. I think driving a car after 2 alcoholic drinks, and mocking and deriding those who don't drive after 2 alcoholic drinks, is ludicrous. It's nothing to be proud of. It sounds like something a 19 year old would say.

Drinking and driving is a pretty stupid thing to do actually, even if it is 'only' 2 drinks. If someone is going to drive within the next 10-12 hours, they shouldn't touch a single drop of alcohol. You don't know how it's going to affect you on any given day. Just because you MAY be under the limit, that doesn't mean you're in full control of the car.

Many people after 2 alcoholic drinks would not be fit to drive a car. And I'd rather be a lightweight than a lush. Some people on here act like being able to carry on standing after knocking back 2 bottles of wine is something to be proud of. It's not an achievement that people should be shouting from the rooftops about. I'd be embarrassed to admit that.

And the OP clearly wasn't drinking bloody Ribena or Irn Bru.

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Sure the farmer will be thrilled at you squashing his crop.
Doubt you have ever laid on corn it is like lying on a bed of nails

But that's you.. And I'm sorry it has that affect.

Everyones tolerance is different and even the law allows for a couple.
If it is indeed a couple. I'm not talking rolling drunk here I'm talking legitimately a couple.

So it's great that you don't since it would affect you that way but the tone of the post is completely unnecessary when it is actually legally ok to have a drink or two and be OK to drive.

I know this is mumsnet though so the competitive snarky tone is mandatory and expected.

Drinking and driving is a pretty stupid thing to do actually, even if it is 'only' 2 drinks. If someone is going to drive within the next 10-12 hours, they shouldn't touch a single drop of alcohol. You don't know how it's going to affect you on any given day. Just because you MAY be under the limit, that doesn't mean you're in full control of the car.

This bit here though.
My god get off the high horse.
What a trashy lecture on how no one can safely drive after a drink or two even though the law says it's OK.
You're something else not to mention uptight.
Christ. I'd hate to see you after a couple of you go on like this straight. Or maybe it's what you need.

What a hilariously OTT stupid post.

Absolute psycho b haha

Lucky you don't run the country.

Newsflash
Pubs sell non alcoholic drinks

'in case'? 🤣

'It was much fun'

Are you Miranda's Mother?

Well something must have been flashed, but where did they fit the gatepost? oooooo matron

My DP and I had a similar experience early in our relationship, we were on a trip with others (we were teenagers) and someone maybe spotted us- i felt terrible about it for a long time, but now at 64 looking back it's a real lovely memory- you only really regret what you wanted to and didn't do, in the end.