Outdoor quickie

[easysunday1]

So today me and my partner had a spare couple of hours. We had a walk around a local garden centre, then went to a country pub for a couple of drinks, when we finished up we had a drive down the country lanes and ended up walking through some cornfields….. anyway, long story short, we ended up having a quickie in the field!!! It was much fun. But can’t help feel a bit wrong lol. AIBU

The Sex board is that way ->

Please give this place a bleach down before you leave. Other people have to sit here.

Ah Brian, first class troll

@easysunday1 is obviously Reform/Tory

Of course you did

So you went to the pub, drunk drove and then had sex in a public place? Classy.

Cornfields, like in that episode of the Twilight Zone? I'd like to send internet pervs to the cornfield.

It is in classics from 2013. I have been on MN waaaaay too long!

Coming next, Children of the 🌽.

You are Katie Hopkins, I claim my £5

did you run through a wheat field naked as well?

That's so cool of you. Once I did it on a beach. My then partner had a fantasy about mermaids. I wore a bikini top and fashioned a fish tail out of Roses wrappers (we saved them all from Christmas). I lay in the surf and he walked up to me and tried to 'save' me before entering me through the tail costume. We made a patch of orange cream wrappers that acted as a flap so he could gain access.

Unfortunately a seal was also on the beach and started making seal sounds (may have been a sea lion). I thought the noise was my partner laughing at me so instantly killed the mood. Once I realised what was going on we got back into it. Shortly afterwards our adventures were halted when a man came along and started helping the seal. It turned out the seal was another woman in costume, not a seal, and the other man was her partner who had a seal fantasy and they were there for similar reasons we were and she had been laughing at me earlier. Anyway that completely stopped us in our tracks. We hurried back to the car and headed home. We kept finding sand and seaweed in the car for months afterwards.

Not quite the same as your story but was that the kind of thing you were looking for?

let’s hope there was no cameras otherwise you’ll be on reddit soon!

Ooh, what did you get at the garden centre?
thank you @Twattergy that really got me 😂

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I hope you didn't damage any crops, rolling around.

Errrr, thanks for sharing.

I actually think Brian was real. I miss him and all the fabulous name changes on that thread.

Thanks for sharing. You’re lucky you weren’t seen isn’t that classed as a sexual offence because you’re forcing people to be subjected to sexual activity and especially if children had been exposed to it. If people wanted to see hear or smell you having sex there’s always dogging.

Apparently, if Brian was to be believed, he got absolutely loads of messages/clients from MN.

I hope hes doing ok.

That's nice, dear.

Didn’t Katie Hopkins do that as well?

No thank you, not for me, I need my home comforts.

Does anyone else keep reading this as “outdoor quiche”?

I don’t understand how or why this sort of thread isn’t either deleted or moved to the sex board. If it’s okay to keep here, then why have a sex board at all?

😆

Yuck. No one needs to know this.