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Pompelly · 21/05/2026 21:00

Mayonnaise in a jar... you're a psychopath?

Squeezy is the only acceptable form.

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grumpygrape · 23/05/2026 21:47

Jar of Polish Mayo on the Tesco delivery for Monday. It'd better be good! 😉

Pompelly · 23/05/2026 21:47

nonmerci99 · 23/05/2026 16:59

Nah, you’re the psychopath for needing a little squirty bottle to use mayonnaise. Are you a three year old??

/sarcasm 😅

I don't need the squirty bottle but the texture of jarred mayo (mainly picturing Hellman's when I say this) is weird. Why is it wobbly? And you get that odd oily crust round the top of the jar?

I have added Polish mayo to my online shop and will report back.

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nonmerci99 · 23/05/2026 21:48

Idk I only buy the jarred stuff and it seems like normal mayonnaise to me 🤣

Meteorite87 · 30/05/2026 15:19

TheignT · 22/05/2026 19:54

I buy whichever is on offer. Not sure what my diagnosis is.

Not committing to one brand or container type; Maybe "anxious avoidant"? 😉

I hate mayo per se, so I might be "antisocial".

The woman putting it on her face is strange. Budget skincare ranges are cheaper than mass-produced mayo.

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