HolyCheeses and Mary… the spreadsheet, the bullshit bingo and the aftermath. Part deux

[HolyCheeses]

Was asked to start a thread.

started a thread.

Is he losing the house in the meantime? Or he can afford it, just smoke and mirrors for your potential huge contribution

So pleased you are enjoying your peace.
Says everything.

Excellent. What a Master manipulator. Happy you didn't fall for it. Maybe you can do your own slideshow of his Excel sheet calculations with a mug in the background. What a twat!

😂

I said it be more, I will say it again .
He has out-arseholed himself.

How could that slide deck not have convinced you to go back to him and fund his lifestyle.

Excel and PowerPoint have not melted your stony heart, OP. What would do it, a nicely compiled database, perhaps?

I wonder what he will try next!

I can't wait for the Word doc..

Are you expected to respond?

Because I am not sure I would know how to!

“erm yeah it’s still a no” being the heartless user you are @HolyCheeses 😀

Illustrative don’t you think
He clearly can’t understand your audacity to walk away
You feel unburdened

This has to be my favourite MN thread of all time - sorry OP! So happy that you found peace whilst he’s still deciding which Microsoft product to try next. Have a lovely summer and rest of your life.

@HolyCheeses Sounds as if he is in his self-pity era and wants you to know all his feelings.

The hypocrisy of him accusing you of "using him" set against what he expected you to pay for at his house.

Keep enjoying your peace 🌞

<applauds>

bloody good for you, @HolyCheeses

Sounds like he still wants your bank account ... not you ... and he's enraged you're not falling for it

A slideshow with music? Good grief, what on earth is going on in that man’s brain?

Next, he is selling the house and with the proceeds makes a Holl😆ywood movie based on his dreams to live happily after with the bride who ran away and publicly declaring his feelings

Now steady on.

If this was typical of "men in this country" the women of Mumsnet wouldn't be so incredulous about him, would we?!