To have ran upstairs in case I smelt of burger

[Whydoesitalwaysrainonmeeeee]

Just now

Treated myself to a Big tasty meal on the way home from work. Happily driving along in the dark and rain, listening to 90’s tunes 🤣
Dropped the bag evidence in the big bin round the corner from my house, getting soaked in the process, but all worth it.
Had to do the quick check of the car and car seat for any random bits-there was shredded lettuce-got rid.
Came in the house, coat off and Ddog smelling my hands, so I ran upstairs saying to Dh and Dd that I was tired 😂

In bed feeling satisfied, but wondering if I smell of burger

I do this all the time with KFC chicken wings. If I’m “just popping to the shops” you can guarantee I’m getting a 3 wing treat. Sometimes I wait for DH to leave to do school pick up and then head out - DH drives past KFC on his way back so there is a real risk of getting caught which adds to the excitement 🤣

No 😂

I disposed of the evidence

This is me. Secret scratchings. And maintaining a middle class façade.

Who?

I’m not working class

Im more curious why the OP was in bed at just after 8pm!

🤣 The little things..

It just IS

No, it’s not simply eating a burger in the car than I find disturbing, as you probably well know.

What do pork scratchings have to do with class?

Always dispose of rubbish in a bin in the car park then drive home with windows down to get rid of fried food aroma.

I don’t get the secret eating! Eat what you want! Mind you, saying that, I cut the labels off new clothes sometimes so nobody finds out 🫢

Sometimes we just need a happy post like this thank you op!!

Two of my grandparents were Cockneys. You'll find us all doing the Lambeth Walk to Maccy's.

I was going to say it’s like stolen kisses! But you gave us the poem too. Perfect. Well done you and OP 😀

Because I had to escape my family in case they sniffed me out..of course 🙄

So what is it?

"To have ran" is absolutely on a par with "I've went"

From one secret eater to another 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Ohhh yes 👍

Top tip for the future.

It was pissing it down so couldn’t open the window 😔 wonder if fried food aroma is swirling around everywhere in there 🤔

Read her post.

Nah, I eat all the time in the car! Anything you can eat one handed and plop back down on the passenger seat without making too much mess is fair game. But I do drive an automatic so it's probably easier.
I also (shock horror) take sips of drink from my water bottle in the cup holder!
Wild.

It really isn’t..! I would never write that or anything similar. The toxins in the burger have adled my brain

Wait…is that a word

No, that's exactly how it read and it's what the thread is about so I don't know what deeper meaning you're hinting at. But don't worry, I don't care.