To have ran upstairs in case I smelt of burger

[Whydoesitalwaysrainonmeeeee]

Just now

Treated myself to a Big tasty meal on the way home from work. Happily driving along in the dark and rain, listening to 90’s tunes 🤣
Dropped the bag evidence in the big bin round the corner from my house, getting soaked in the process, but all worth it.
Had to do the quick check of the car and car seat for any random bits-there was shredded lettuce-got rid.
Came in the house, coat off and Ddog smelling my hands, so I ran upstairs saying to Dh and Dd that I was tired 😂

In bed feeling satisfied, but wondering if I smell of burger

I hide a nice chocolate bar in my bookshelf.
Dont want to share, thank you.
Pretend to browse for a book, take book.and chocolate bar and go to a quiet place to read (stuff) my face.

Ah now I get it - you go OP. Enjoy and don’t let the ddog tell on you 🤣

I have 4 adult children. I used to take DD out for a drive when she was a teenager and we would get McDonalds but not bring any home for the boys. We used to make sure we got rid of all the McEvidence from the car.

Are you ok?
@Whydoesitalwaysrainonmeeeee is fine and satisfied.

Too funny 😂

Genuinely bemused 😄 I forgot about "bemused". Odd, baffled and bemused!

@Whydoesitalwaysrainonmeeeee top tip, open all the windows wide for the last few minutes of your drive home, to get rid of the lingering smell in the car next time it's used. And carry mints or gum in the car.

I dreamed the other night that I had an affair (have never actually had an affair) and got caught because I claimed to have been swimming but I didn't smell of chlorine.

She’s not really OK, she couldn’t just eat a burger without some odd fear of being caught. It’s not that she just didn’t mention it, it’s that she had to hide all evidence in case she got caught out. To people who don’t do this, it does seem like an eating disorder or an unhealthy relationship where there will be negative consequences for this.

It’s not the eating a burger that’s odd, it’s the drama around it. It’s clearly a batshit thing to do, so @KimuraTanhas just jumped to the conclusion you’d need a reason to do something so strange, like an eating disorder or a controlling partner.

Are there seriously people who can’t eat and drive, or find driving in rain so very challenging that they can no longer chew and drive???? The police will not stop you for this or how on earth do you think 99% of the people leaving a drive through carry on down the road?

I love a maccies. But I am not a secret binge eater like you, op. So I just get the gherkin. No bun, meat, salad or dressing. No side. Just water.
So filling .

do you do the food shop together usually? I always do it on my bloody own!

There was thing in the news several years ago about a woman who got a fine for eating an apple while driving. I think there was some campaign or raising awareness thing about eating and drinking in situations it could be a distraction or liability. IIRC the woman fined for eating an apple while driving was doing a manoeuvre at the time but like I say it was quite a while ago.

I’m sooo good thanks

What would have happened if they found out you ate a burger op? And did you already have dinner or say you didn’t want any?

I don’t understand this.
What business is it of anyone else what you choose to eat?
Just relax at home and enjoy your meal?

We've had Maccies breakfast delivered early before the kids wake up... on occasion 👀
Delivery instruction are to call up to the window. DO NOT Ring The Bell!
The kids will NEVER know.

🙄

Those who ‘don’t get it’ and clutching their pearls - I feel sorry for you! You’ve never had that guilty pleasure of a secret treat.

Mines usually a secret McD muffin - I leave for work ‘early’ so I’m not late for work!

It’s really not that deep

I don’t understand people who don’t understand the OP.

She didn’t want to take her meal home.

She wanted to have the thrill of having a cheeky secret maccies alone without having to get her husband or child one.

Good God why can’t people on here have a sense of humour.

No food choice should ever make you feel guilty.
We’re not accountable to anyone else regarding what we choose to enjoy eating!

No it isn't

I didn’t have dinner, made it earlier for them..pesto pasta, the thought of coming back to that was not appealing..so I did a quick detour 😁

I could not relax at home eating a Mcds with Dd, Dh and Ddog there 😂