To think we shouldn’t have to contribute to soch if we don’t intend to use it?

[slozenger]

For example, I don’t want a state pension - so I should surely be able to opt out of soch based contributions percentage. And just pay a lesser amount to cover anything I do take advantage of.

Ah, so 'soch' is the first syllable of 'social'. Yeah, my gran used to talk about that down the gavva. You MUST know what the gavva is, my gran used to say it all the time! You know, the gavva!

Well someone commented that lots of Scottish people call it the social as well so take that?

I opened this to see what ‘soch’ is. None the wiser.

I don’t… I’m afraid I don’t.
But regional or class based I guess?

Memento Mori, OP. What do you think you’re going to die of? Hope you get good care and treatment from the NHS that you don’t want to fund.

Jumped the shark

Someone who understands public health 😍

amazing! So you'd just ignore that innate sense of self preservation? You'd rather die?

Article of hosiery, not as long as a stoching.

No I’d try some of my self tested ailments and alleviate symptoms

The main uk reference to soch that I can find online is for "culturally sensitive addiction services"

.... makes you wonder??

I always thought the social (security) was the unemployment benefit, aka the dole. Nothing to do with pensions or schools or NHS. Even so it wasn't said as one syllable.

No they don’t.

I guess that one went over your head.

Orite.

Why have you changed the acronym? Are you trying to confuse us about the sish?

Are you this annoying naturally or do you try hard to be?

We're not all natural comedians like you pal

Just that woman above, bloody weirdo

I think you mean remedy not ailment??
Come on now🙄

No I’d try some of my self tested ailments and alleviate symptoms

How would ailments alleviate symptoms? Surely they would make you feel worse?

Or do you mean treatments? I really do think you should spend some of your 75k salary in a dictionary.

Somebody else can pick this one up

Ok. I'll bite. So what treatments do you have for having a stroke or heart attack? Or finding yourself at the bottom of your stairs with broken bones? Or delerium caused by a uti?

😂

Interestingly there have been studies about inflecting with other illnesses that cause high fever to eliminate other diseases in the body? So…. Take that!

I’m just amused at your inability to spot the piss being taken.

BlackCatDiscoClub · Today 22:57
'Soch' is in the Scottish dialect, its used as an exclamation for when you find out how much of your tax went on keeping pensioners alive

TOUcHE!