Do Teddies have kids who struggle academically?

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Hello All,

Just seeing if any current parents can tell me if the vast majority of kids at Teddies thrive academically. I have heard this from current parents and students.

Im assuming that since teddies go to Teddies, there is no need for school loos - since, bears, as we all know, shit in the woods.

Or is it that bears are Catholics and Popes... Dunno, sorry, too much gin.

I don't know. I've heard they love to play and shout a lot, and they never have any cares. The worst are the stuffed owls, though. Can't even spell their own names.

Oh, lovely Aloysius!

Oh come on now MN - reinstate the laugh emoji pleeease🙏 this thread is hilarious 😂 🤣🤣

This thread is exactly why I love mumsnet.

I feel pretty with all this bear talk.

But don't go to build-a-bear. Too expensive.

My bear likes to be in America. 😊

So Build-a-Bear is, like, prep school?

Manky Comprehensive School?

No! This is way too much fun 😁

Is this St Edward’s Oxford? It took the rich but middling kids from my son’s prep school who hadn’t got into MCS or boarding schools.

I want one! It will go well with my pub quiz shirt I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why I'm right!

Free the Pink One!!!

That's Ok by me!

Rich but middling? Imagine taking them in..I think that school is doing great service to the nation. Do they serve honey for tea?

I'm organising a marathon and a concert at Wembley.

I would think so. They’re a bit cotton brained.

Hope there is room in classics for this. Next to , the one about touching a working class child. 😆

He also likes a bit of Thackeray; especially Vanity Bear

Marmalade sandwich anyone ?

Surely all teddies are clever, do they not give TED talks?

Bear traps???

😱

Teddies aren't real they can't have kids