Silly things that give you the rage

[Ontobetterthings]

Maybe its cos I'm peri but we were out for a meal and someone was eating chicken wings and being very meticulous about using a knife and fork to eat them and very slowly. It was holding up the next course for everyone.

Do you have any examples of getting the rage over something silly 🤣

My mum when she doesn't wear her hearing aids.

People who do not understand the difference between reality and TV.
On my family tree, I found a woman called Mary Crawley, born in the 1500’s. Someone added her to their family tree, with the note attached reading … DOWNTON ABBEY heiress!!! 🤷‍♀️

People eating noisiest things on earth in a quiet office
crunching
smacking their lips together and licking their fingers 🤪😮

People who see you driving and pull out, then drive really slowly and slow you down.. just fucking wait…arggghhhhhh

I live on a road that is really hard to cross with lots of blind spots. I hate it when drivers slow down, just incase I step out in front of them, but don’t actually stop to let me cross. Either stop, or just get out the way!

Smaller cars that are parked right into a space. So you think there’s a space and there isn’t.

i know I’m petty 🤣

Do you have any examples of getting the rage over something silly 🤣

yeah @Ontobetterthings

People who post Chat topics in AIBU , treating AIBU as if it is “Mumsnet” in its entirety.

People who sneeze more than, say, twice in a row
People who sneeze loudly - gives me the fucking rage

Yes, IABU

People blaming everything on "peri" on MN. Like, it's ok to have a big emotion that's not because of perimenopause! I know IABU but I feel like everyone blames peri for everything this year.

When people don't know the difference between stationery and stationary.

People who jump the barriers at the train station - pay your fucking fare. Don’t even think about pushing through with me when I go through Fuckers the lot of them. I now walk slowly though then arrows so it closes right behind me.

People who walk on the right when it’s clearly states keep left

People who sit on the outer seat of bus or train then tut when you ask to sit down

bloody hate commuting

Men (never seen a women) who hold one side of their nose and blow their snot onto the pavement. It makes me physically gag - imagine that at 6am. Imagine having sex with someone knowing they do that !!!

We're they American ?

When my dh eats noodles, he slurps them. Ds is also awful for being a loud chewer.

When people walk slowly in front of me.

Repeating myself numerous times

People who don't know the difference between lend and borrow.

There's so many of them & it's so basic & gives me the absolute rage.

Jo - can you borrow me a pen.
Me - Fred, Jo wants to know if you have you can lend her a pen?

There's a girl in work who does this, two doors down the corridor. Almost screams.

Coat hangers that get tangled up

As a hobby genealogist, I feel your pain. I could make an entire thread on Ancestry rage.

My MIL!

Its specific not Pacific
Its covid, not The CoviT
At any meal, MIL will shove food in then still try to talk, so bits come flying out of her mouth!
People that lie their breasts/chest and body over shopping trolleys and use them as mobility aids.

People saying: Recommend me......, we was at ...., I done ....., You get me? Innit.

Water running down my sleeves when I wash my face, I’ve now bought towelling sweat bands!
Catching my sleeve on a door handle
People not ready to move off instantly when the lights change to green
Having no one behind me on a road but have someone pull out in front of me either too short a distance and I have to brake or slowly and I have to brake
When I have to repeat myself
People that stop and stand in access areas eg a metro platform entrance, move down let people through, shop entrances, top of stairs
other than that I’m pretty chill 😅

People eating with their mouth open
People talking with a mouth full of food
Spitting
People saying draw instead of drawer
People who litter

I'm stopping at 5 otherwise I could be here all night 😂

My own sister has listed our father’s date of death incorrectly. In the grand scheme of things it’s not the worst but it’s just so fucking sloppy.

I was going to say people who don’t understand the difference between a direct debit and a debit card payment (work thing)
But actually that’s not silly. They are utter fuckwits

People who say macdonalds. It's mcdonalds. It's literally right there in the name. Mc

Agree, then get annoyed when men do it.. 🙄can't have it both ways!

Very likely 😂