Silly things that give you the rage

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Maybe its cos I'm peri but we were out for a meal and someone was eating chicken wings and being very meticulous about using a knife and fork to eat them and very slowly. It was holding up the next course for everyone.

Do you have any examples of getting the rage over something silly 🤣

Maybe not silly, but people barging through the barriers to get on and off the tube without paying 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

People who write ‘loose’ instead of ‘lose’. I see it so often I’m starting to question whether I’m wrong!

That advert for Fage yoghurt

"We are pregnant" does it for me

People who try to resolve issues through text rather than just bloody talking to the other person.
And breathe 😊

Those puke making Andrex ads 🤢🤮

My neighbour drinks a very specific drink in a highly noticeable can. Whenever the recycling goes out, one invariably falls out because there are so many in the box. It will be literally 5cm from his driveway boundary on the pavement yet he never picks them up and acts like they aren't his. Every time.

Me too. It would be an amusing thread my dear Sir Lord Knight daughter of King James and Katherine Parr, from Blackburn in Wales, (born in 1820, married in 1950 and died in 1723 in Ypres.

British using ‘From the get-go’ rather than the start or beginning

Slow drivers SERIOUSLY JUST GET OUT OF MY WAY (unless you’re a nice old person or you’re driving on a spare)

People who want to be your friend on Facebook but won’t make eye contact in the street

Oh yes, that advert for deodorant for men's sweaty crotches. Bad enough as a concept anyway but the bum-sniffing is just too much.

Silly things that annoy me?

I can think of silly people (Mr Bean, Norman Wisdom), silly behaviours (usually inappropriate behaviours - general buffoonery), silly habits (bad table manners(. Silly things - whoopee cushions would be an example but they don't particularly annoy me.

Mostly I'm annoyed by people who are unable to clearly articulate what they mean.

Oh, heavens, yes that one too.

It is seriously grim. Have a feckin shower. It's just giving them an excuse not to wash and some men do not need to be given that excuse.

Windscreen wipers. Just going backwards and forwards in your eyeline being annoying and making their stupid squeaky noises.

Shoes. I am very angry at shoes.

Specifically women's shoes that are not the shape of feet.

Stupid, uncomfortable, pointy, squashy painful shoes. Should be illegal.

Idiots on nextdoor.com or local Facebook groups/WhatsApp chats getting in a state because a cat has been seen in their garden a few times. It has to be lost from its home surely (sarcasm) so they feed it and encourage it to keep coming back. Then they all start throwing their two penneth in about getting it's microchip checked at the vets. JUST STOP FEEDING THE FUCKER AND IT WILL GO HOME FFS.

Window handles not at the correct angle.

Messy curtains.

Next door parking not-quite-but-inches-from in front of our house instead of in their DOUBLE DRIVEWAY. I can't complain because they aren't actually in the way or in front of our house, but it totally enrages me.

People playing tiktoks/games/music out loud on the bus. Headphones exist, people.

The toddler at number 24. Constantly loud in a very unpleasant tone. And his loud mum. Especially when she sings… (The child next door is loud too but I don't mind him, as he just sounds like what I’d expect a toddler to sound like.)

My kids inability to hang up a fucking towel. Whenever I go into the bathroom there is at least 1 towel just dumped on the counter or floor. I probably hang them up.3/4 times a day. I'm peri and I'm constantly fucking raging about fucking towels.

I could of done it - no, you could have done it.
Long dog leads on the pavement when the owner is one side and the dog the other and owner usually on the phone and not paying attention to what is happening and I am not going to do the high jump over your lead. I now shout and frighten them. 😃

People walking ahead of you in a station, busy shopping centre etc who completely stop on the way out and gawp around them like it's the first time they've ever been outside, blocking all the people walking behind them. Just get out of the gangway please and then you can stop and stare in wonder at the outside for as long as you want.

Poor grammar.

And people who can't/won't reverse on single track roads.

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