Silly things that give you the rage

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Maybe its cos I'm peri but we were out for a meal and someone was eating chicken wings and being very meticulous about using a knife and fork to eat them and very slowly. It was holding up the next course for everyone.

Do you have any examples of getting the rage over something silly 🤣

Plugging in a USB - I always get it the wrong way round 😫

This. So much,

My mil called it covic

When a delivery driver plops my parcel down next to my bin without even attempting to come to the door to see if I'm in, then marks it down as "delivered to resident."

I once had one marked as "left with receptionist" which had literally been chucked over the gate. Didn't realise I lived in a clinic!

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I call this performative sneezing. Mostly practiced by men. I can hear my next-door neighbour sneeze, so fucking unnecessary.

I can't stand to feel people's breath on me. We were in a queue for the bar at a concert recently and my friend could sense I was about to lose my shit and sent me to wait to the side while he got the drinks.

This was mostly my fault but I still gave myself the rage. I parked in a supermarket bay today and instead of being centre in the bay, I was close to the line on the right. When I came out to a largely empty car park, some numpty had parked beside so tightly I couldn’t open the driver’s side. Had to scramble across from the passenger side. I couldn’t work out whether to have the rage at myself for not parking centre in the space or rage at the person who instead of parking in one of 50 free spaces decided to box me in instead.

I then had the rage for not knowing who to have the rage at.

People who don’t know the difference between ‘His’ and ‘He’s’ - I see it all the time… they are 2 completely different words
People who start putting their shopping on the conveyor belt before i’ve finished putting mine on give me the rage!

Yeah, just take a shower and wash with soap.

I'm a slow walker due to a disability...

I totally agree! This really pisses me off, but I bet they get a bit of glee from doing it 😣

Why WHY do they keep shuffling forward into MY personal space?! Like JUST WAIT!!!!!

People who don’t read the full thread I understand if it’s a particularly long thread, but if there are 20 or fewer responses then there’s really no excuse.

People who say “ like “….

People who think drawer and draw are pronounced differently.

People who lean their arms on the supermarket trolley to push it (unless they have a disability)

I had American friends who pronounced it MickDonalds, even after I helpfully pointed out that one of their most popular products was the Big Mac, not the Big Mick.

People who wear rucksacks while in shops making it difficult to get past them.

Misuse of You’re and Your.

I don’t know why but I find it really annoying and it happens all the time!

When loo roll holders require me to twist more than 45 degrees to access them.

People that can’t spell the correct your or you’re and the same goes for their, there and they’re! Drives me slightly mad 😂😂 it seems everyone on social media has completely removed “you’re” from their vocabulary! Oh and saying they brought something from a shop, it’s bought!! 😂

People who say "Huh?" Instead of "what? Or "pardon? " They sound so gormless.

Ooh @SquashedSquid you're asking for trouble with that one 🫣

Oh and knowing the difference between a single “woman” or multiple “women”. I’m annoying myself now!

the sight of my nosey neighbour continually policing our communal garden and car park like neighbourhood watch on crack. Just get back inside and fuck off

Yes, I hate this kind of crap.