To dump him for wearing glasses?

[ThisFluentBiscuit]

Lighthearted AIBU.

I have a lovely sexy FWB. Problem: He permanently obscures his handsome face by wearing these awful glasses. He won't wear contacts - has tried them and hates them. His glasses are really unsexy, but it's hard to get them smaller because they're the bifocal type with a line across. He looks like a bank manager from the early Nineties. When he takes them off, he looks about 20 years younger and 10 times hotter. Drives me mad.

Also it's frustrating that I've got this handsome man who ruins all the general foxiness when we go out with these glasses. He sometimes sends me photos of himself - he's on holiday right now and just sent me a shot - and my vagina is starting to shrivel a bit at the bank manager look. It was OK for the first couple of years because it was all new, and we don't see each other THAT much anyway (although we're firm friends so we text a lot).

I'm beginning to realise that the glasses are going nowhere.

TLDR: His glasses are giving me the ick. Should I dump him for someone who's not perma-wearing a sexual impediment blazoned across his face?

I think you’d be doing him a favour. He can do better.

First reply nailed it

This

😂first replies are spot on.

Yes, first reply covers it

This is someone's daughter. She must be a hot keeper. The Hot/Not Hot man should lose the glasses or lose this winner of a LADY!

You need to let him know how you feel so he can find someone nicer. If you don't like him for a pair of glasses, it's shallow but it's up to you. He shouldn't have to change himself to be more likeable to you.

Nerd glasses on a hot man are a fabulous combination!

Clicked the wrong button. Was supposed to put YABU! What an awful thing to write about someone you’re supposed to care about!

Definitely break up with him. He deserves better.

Dump him, who would want a superficial girlfriend.

A bit like Superman

Maybe he's never wanted to take it further than FWB because you're so shallow?

Break up with him he will get better then you that's for sure

Dump him. He deserves someone much better than you, who fancies him for himself.

Can you break up with a fwb?

Firm friends don't judge each other like this.

He's not that into you either or you'd be in a position to dump him.

Set him free from this situation.

Please dump him. He deserves better.

You say light-hearted but there's nothing funny about this.

What an astonishingly awful view you have

Please dump him. There are plenty of nice women out there.

He does deserve better than someone as shallow as you.

Can only hope this is a fake post!! If not,please relieve this guy of a shallow mind!

There's nothing lighthearted about being a judgemental prat.

This!

Unfortunately for you, he's a real actual person, not your own personal sex prop. He doesn't walk for this earth for your sexual pleasure, and he's correct to prioritise the ability to fucking see over your own sexual preferences. Obviously.

Dump him so that he can find someone who accepts that his vision is important. Also, you're not a good friend to him.

I feel I need to see an example of 90s bank manager style before I judge.