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Would this give you a major ick?!?! Re: sexting

106 replies

Coldcoldcold98 · 05/01/2025 17:19

I have recently dated a guy and we were sexting and got onto the topic of sucking breasts.. and he put back, not joking, ‘goo goo gah gah I’d love to’ ?!?!

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RhaenysRocks · 05/01/2025 17:19

Holy Christ, yes, definitely ick.

Devilsmommy · 05/01/2025 17:20

🤮🤮🤮🤮

SquatBetty · 05/01/2025 17:20

Yes it would - GRIM

TheWonderhorse · 05/01/2025 17:20

That's the most ick thing I've ever read. Plus I now have inverted nipples.

blackbird77 · 05/01/2025 17:20

Ughhhhh

RachelCarew · 05/01/2025 17:20

God, what a tool.

namechangeGOT · 05/01/2025 17:20

My Fanny has just shrivelled up.

Rickroller · 05/01/2025 17:21

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OneLoudHam · 05/01/2025 17:22

Why thank you, my vagina has now left the country and is starting a new life in Croatia.

Teanbiscuits33 · 05/01/2025 17:23

I think texting about sucking breasts is bad enough in the first place, but his reply is repugnant. Sounds like an absolute weirdo. I’d dump immediately.

feelingalittlehorse · 05/01/2025 17:23

Ohhhhh, no no. No thank you.

Hufflemuff · 05/01/2025 17:23

That would make me drier than a mummified Egyptian.

Ablondiebutagoody · 05/01/2025 17:24

Rank 🤢

Ghostin · 05/01/2025 17:24

Yes. Deep, deep ick.

OurDreamLife · 05/01/2025 17:25

They’d never hear from me again.

Redgreenred10 · 05/01/2025 17:25

I was one sexing a boyfriend and he texted me he was “sweating like a rapist”.
he was dumped immediately

canyouletthedogoutplease · 05/01/2025 17:27

The major ick? It would violently repulse me immediately and completely.

ELCismyspiritnana · 05/01/2025 17:29

Came to enjoy the comments and was not disappointed haha.

Major ick yeah, he's got a breastfeeding fetish

User19876536484 · 05/01/2025 17:30

What sort of reply is acceptable when sexting?

WhydontyouMove · 05/01/2025 17:30

Gross.

RachelCarew · 05/01/2025 17:30

Has he confessed to being a Key and Peele fan?

HamAndMustardSandwich · 05/01/2025 17:33

😧 🤮 😦 🤢 That would make my vag dry up like the Sahara desert 😝

GoldsolesLugs · 05/01/2025 17:33

It sounds a bit "adult baby", but I suppose it could be a joke - depends on the context. Who brought up the titty sucking in the first place?
However, what is unreasonable is to post on mumsnet asking people if it's reasonable for your fanny to clap shut so fast that it causes a sonic boom (or whichever childish phrase you prefer). It's a personal reaction, you don't need to crowdsource it.

GoldsolesLugs · 05/01/2025 17:35

HamAndMustardSandwich · 05/01/2025 17:33

😧 🤮 😦 🤢 That would make my vag dry up like the Sahara desert 😝

It's make mine close up so hard that it somehow went completely inside out and trapped me inside. I'd just be a ball of veiny flesh rolling around forever after.

GoldsolesLugs · 05/01/2025 17:36

Hufflemuff · 05/01/2025 17:23

That would make me drier than a mummified Egyptian.

It would make me choose to stitch my fanny shut, then melt the flesh together with a blowtorch.