Would this give you a major ick?!?! Re: sexting

[Coldcoldcold98]

I have recently dated a guy and we were sexting and got onto the topic of sucking breasts.. and he put back, not joking, ‘goo goo gah gah I’d love to’ ?!?!

Holy Christ, yes, definitely ick.

🤮🤮🤮🤮

Yes it would - GRIM

That's the most ick thing I've ever read. Plus I now have inverted nipples.

Ughhhhh

God, what a tool.

My Fanny has just shrivelled up.

Why thank you, my vagina has now left the country and is starting a new life in Croatia.

I think texting about sucking breasts is bad enough in the first place, but his reply is repugnant. Sounds like an absolute weirdo. I’d dump immediately.

Ohhhhh, no no. No thank you.

That would make me drier than a mummified Egyptian.

Rank 🤢

Yes. Deep, deep ick.

They’d never hear from me again.

I was one sexing a boyfriend and he texted me he was “sweating like a rapist”.
he was dumped immediately

The major ick? It would violently repulse me immediately and completely.

Came to enjoy the comments and was not disappointed haha.

Major ick yeah, he's got a breastfeeding fetish

What sort of reply is acceptable when sexting?

Gross.

Has he confessed to being a Key and Peele fan?

😧 🤮 😦 🤢 That would make my vag dry up like the Sahara desert 😝

It sounds a bit "adult baby", but I suppose it could be a joke - depends on the context. Who brought up the titty sucking in the first place?
However, what is unreasonable is to post on mumsnet asking people if it's reasonable for your fanny to clap shut so fast that it causes a sonic boom (or whichever childish phrase you prefer). It's a personal reaction, you don't need to crowdsource it.

It's make mine close up so hard that it somehow went completely inside out and trapped me inside. I'd just be a ball of veiny flesh rolling around forever after.

It would make me choose to stitch my fanny shut, then melt the flesh together with a blowtorch.