Worried about going to France with my extremely endowed DH

[MyPolitePlumEagle]

We're flying into Nice airport this Summer and were planning on spending our time along the coast. Is the rule about speedos still active at everypool? I'm worried it could look indecent for DH and like he's excited even when he's totally at ease. tya

I find the French attitude very odd. Uptight about swimwear yet they dose out antibiotics at a seconds notice for anything and let children drink wine

Yep. Definitely school holidays.

I’m on the dulls men’s club on Facebook. They always show a banana for scale. Perhaps op could do this with her dh in his speedos ?

They are mandatory at a lot of public pools in France. Dh once had to buy some specially - it evidently happened a lot since they sold them on site.
You’d think a nation usually renowned for elegance would take a different view of budgie smugglers!

But how do you know how big the banana is?

Well played

French women in Nice this summer when OPs husband turns up:

@PenguinLord 😂

But you’d have to stand so far back to get all of OP’s DH’s penis in shot, the banana would just be a small yellow dot on the horizon.

Perhaps he could use the Eiffel Tower for scale instead.

But how about you, OP? I’m worried about You. Will you need a full row on the plane for your cowboy-walk legs? Will you need a special beach chair to relax on? Will we need specially darkened sunglasses for your megawatt smile?