Worried about going to France with my extremely endowed DH

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We're flying into Nice airport this Summer and were planning on spending our time along the coast. Is the rule about speedos still active at everypool? I'm worried it could look indecent for DH and like he's excited even when he's totally at ease. tya

Yeah sure right

Ah yes, you're afraid he'll cause an upset to equal Brexit because the French men will be so jealous and upset by the sight of your husbands junk. FFS put the phone away.

The Speedo rule is usually for campsites and public pools. They are very strict with it in public pools, not much on campsites but he is unlikely to get away with baggy board shorts.

Don't forget he will be mixing with German and Scandinavian tourists so it is likely he won't feel so large! (Obviously all French men are tiny)

Can he keep it in the cabin or is it so big it has to go in the hold?
Do he have to have extra large people on the opposite side of the plane so that it doesn't list to one side?
When are you going to Nice? I ask because I am going in May, so, is there any danger he and his endowment will be striding down the Promenade des Anglais then ?

Dear god 😵‍💫
Braggathon under way……🙄

I think it helps if you wear them on your head

Can they reach that high?
Ooo, sorry, you were talking about the speedos...

I'm just here for the replies...

Doooo, your nads hang low, can you swing them to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot; can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier?
Do your nads hang low?

Diagram please obvs

I did once see a guy in speedos and wondered what the hell he had in there, more a parrot smuggler than a budgie smuggler. Can you get a bigger size?

Bermuda shorts an option? Who wears speedos anyway?

Get them made to measure?

At least if he gets a chilly he can hang throw it over his shoulder as a neck warmer

Why have you choosen a holiday destination where your husband is likely to cause such a stir in the first place?

Seems unfair all round, ladies will be fainting, men will be overcome by jealousy, small children will point and stare, might be more considerate to stay at home

Ewwww

Ostritch smugglers?

Doesn't have to be speedos round the pool as long as it's not board shorts. Most men wear those sort of fitted shorts that stop mid thigh

This is my second favourite MN penis thread after the one where OP felt sorry for her brother for having a penis too large to get condoms for and then couldn't afford Kumon maths for all of his children. Thomas Hardy couldn't have written so pitiful a tale.

Buy him a Mankini - they offer much more support. They're so hot right now too.

No one will be looking at your husbands dick.

French law

Think we need a parking diagram please.

Arf. Nobody is interested in your husbands baguette.

Can’t he just coil it round and tuck it away between his butt cheeks? It’s what my hugely endowed partner does and he’s never been arrested. HTH.