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Which mystery do you want solved.? Very very lighthearted..

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Scaffoldingisugly · 05/03/2024 14:14

What sort of half - wit designs /manufactures pale cream ddog beds?
Trawling the aisles of a popular pet store for aged creaky ddog-willing to spend as she isn't comfortable in current one (my sofa /chair) Majority have cream interiors.. The bit ddog will put her dirty paws and bumhole on!!

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LumpyPumpkin · 05/03/2024 14:21

I want to know who the people are who pick up their dog's poo, put it in a poo bag and then fling the poo bag into a hedge or a tree.

Why would anyone do that?!

If you're a poo bag flinger, please explain yourself.

DrunkenKoala · 05/03/2024 14:21

Where the other sock goes? I knew I put both socks into the washing machine but only one came out 🤷🏻‍♀️.

WhingeInTheWillows · 05/03/2024 14:43

Why my dog cannot hear me call her to come in from the garden but can hear a crisp packet being opened when she’s in the other side of the house.

SoleTrader · 05/03/2024 14:45

Where is Kate?

ilovepixie · 05/03/2024 14:46

SoleTrader · 05/03/2024 14:45

Where is Kate?

FFS give it a rest!

Timeforabiscuit · 05/03/2024 14:46

Designers of secondary school wear, do you understand that many of your customers will be an adult women size 12, why is your sizing so off?!?

ChazsBrilliantAttitude · 05/03/2024 14:47

Why do fire alarm tests say “if you have trouble hearing this contact xxx”.
They won’t hear it…

MardyBra · 05/03/2024 14:50

I came on to say who killed the princes in the Tower of London and was Elizabeth the First really a virgin. But I guess we’re talking different types of mystery.

Thisilldo · 05/03/2024 14:50

Who the hell we are meant to vote for when the choices are Roland Rat Sunak or Don’t know what a woman is Starmer.

Also I’d like to know why my husband refuses to throw old diaries away. From 2012!!!!!

MardyBra · 05/03/2024 14:52

Oh and who was Jack the Ripper?

pizzaHeart · 05/03/2024 14:54

Timeforabiscuit · 05/03/2024 14:46

Designers of secondary school wear, do you understand that many of your customers will be an adult women size 12, why is your sizing so off?!?

I would be interested in this^
as well plus why it never occurs to them that short girls are not always slim and therefore bigger girls are not always tall.
But my top priority mystery is why we never have enough cubicles in women toilets???

WatchOutMissMarpleIsAbout · 05/03/2024 14:54

WhingeInTheWillows · 05/03/2024 14:43

Why my dog cannot hear me call her to come in from the garden but can hear a crisp packet being opened when she’s in the other side of the house.

This made me laugh.

My dog can’t hear ignores her name but can understand chicken immediately and runs in. I’d love to know why her hearing is so selective.

GasPanic · 05/03/2024 14:55

Marie Celeste.
Dyatlov Pass.
MH370 - which I do believe will be solved sooner or later.

MH370 probably the most important because of the closure for a large number of families. Marie Celeste the most enduring historically.

pizzaHeart · 05/03/2024 14:55

Thisilldo · 05/03/2024 14:50

Who the hell we are meant to vote for when the choices are Roland Rat Sunak or Don’t know what a woman is Starmer.

Also I’d like to know why my husband refuses to throw old diaries away. From 2012!!!!!

He hopes to publish them obviously.

wevegotthepower · 05/03/2024 14:55

What happened to that ironing board?

MardyBra · 05/03/2024 14:58

Did the royal family bump off Princess Di?

YeahIsaidit · 05/03/2024 14:59

Where my glasses are... They've just vanished and I am very annoyed

Crunchymum · 05/03/2024 14:59

SoleTrader · 05/03/2024 14:45

Where is Kate?

Her and Nick Cage have done Face/Off.

That is the best I have heard

feemcgee · 05/03/2024 15:02

Why won't my DC (or my DH) replace the loo roll when it's finished, but choose to place the new roll on the unit next to the holder?

Outthedoor24 · 05/03/2024 15:09

How is my laundry basket never empty?

Scaffoldingisugly · 05/03/2024 15:12

YeahIsaidit you need to get to Dunelm.. They have THE most fucking weird glasses holder... It's a crazed looking gold octopus.... Another batshit designer imo.

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YeahIsaidit · 05/03/2024 15:13

Scaffoldingisugly · 05/03/2024 15:12

YeahIsaidit you need to get to Dunelm.. They have THE most fucking weird glasses holder... It's a crazed looking gold octopus.... Another batshit designer imo.

See you say batshit, I think that sounds really cool. My house is filled with fairy lights and dead flowers though

Scaffoldingisugly · 05/03/2024 15:13

Ta da...

Which mystery do you want solved.? Very very lighthearted..
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AccidentallyFabulous · 05/03/2024 15:13

MardyBra · 05/03/2024 14:52

Oh and who was Jack the Ripper?

I'm not particularly interested in this but in terms of mystery, why has the Jack the Ripper mythology grown up in the way it has to the extent of guided walks in Whitechapel to the murder sites, and businesses named after him (looking at you, 'Jack the Chipper' fish and chip shop in Greenwich).

I don't get it. No 'Harold Chipman' fish and chip shops I'm aware of so why are we okay with the murderer of Mary Ann Nichols, Annie Chapman, Elizabeth Stride, Catherine Eddowes and Mary Jane Kelly having all this pop culture stuff?

(Sorry OP, I get this isn't what you were after but I've been thinking about it a lot lately...)

YeahIsaidit · 05/03/2024 15:14

Scaffoldingisugly · 05/03/2024 15:13

Ta da...

Yeah I want that now. Off to see if there is a dunelm anywhere near me... Probably be best to find the glasses required first though