Which mystery do you want solved.? Very very lighthearted..

[Scaffoldingisugly]

What sort of half - wit designs /manufactures pale cream ddog beds?
Trawling the aisles of a popular pet store for aged creaky ddog-willing to spend as she isn't comfortable in current one (my sofa /chair) Majority have cream interiors.. The bit ddog will put her dirty paws and bumhole on!!

I want to know who the people are who pick up their dog's poo, put it in a poo bag and then fling the poo bag into a hedge or a tree.

Why would anyone do that?!

If you're a poo bag flinger, please explain yourself.

Where the other sock goes? I knew I put both socks into the washing machine but only one came out 🤷🏻‍♀️.

Why my dog cannot hear me call her to come in from the garden but can hear a crisp packet being opened when she’s in the other side of the house.

Where is Kate?

FFS give it a rest!

Designers of secondary school wear, do you understand that many of your customers will be an adult women size 12, why is your sizing so off?!?

Why do fire alarm tests say “if you have trouble hearing this contact xxx”.
They won’t hear it…

I came on to say who killed the princes in the Tower of London and was Elizabeth the First really a virgin. But I guess we’re talking different types of mystery.

Who the hell we are meant to vote for when the choices are Roland Rat Sunak or Don’t know what a woman is Starmer.

Also I’d like to know why my husband refuses to throw old diaries away. From 2012!!!!!

Oh and who was Jack the Ripper?

I would be interested in this^
as well plus why it never occurs to them that short girls are not always slim and therefore bigger girls are not always tall.
But my top priority mystery is why we never have enough cubicles in women toilets???

This made me laugh.

My dog can’t hear ignores her name but can understand chicken immediately and runs in. I’d love to know why her hearing is so selective.

Marie Celeste.
Dyatlov Pass.
MH370 - which I do believe will be solved sooner or later.

MH370 probably the most important because of the closure for a large number of families. Marie Celeste the most enduring historically.

He hopes to publish them obviously.

What happened to that ironing board?

Did the royal family bump off Princess Di?

Where my glasses are... They've just vanished and I am very annoyed

Her and Nick Cage have done Face/Off.

That is the best I have heard

Why won't my DC (or my DH) replace the loo roll when it's finished, but choose to place the new roll on the unit next to the holder?

How is my laundry basket never empty?

YeahIsaidit you need to get to Dunelm.. They have THE most fucking weird glasses holder... It's a crazed looking gold octopus.... Another batshit designer imo.

See you say batshit, I think that sounds really cool. My house is filled with fairy lights and dead flowers though

Ta da...

I'm not particularly interested in this but in terms of mystery, why has the Jack the Ripper mythology grown up in the way it has to the extent of guided walks in Whitechapel to the murder sites, and businesses named after him (looking at you, 'Jack the Chipper' fish and chip shop in Greenwich).

I don't get it. No 'Harold Chipman' fish and chip shops I'm aware of so why are we okay with the murderer of Mary Ann Nichols, Annie Chapman, Elizabeth Stride, Catherine Eddowes and Mary Jane Kelly having all this pop culture stuff?

(Sorry OP, I get this isn't what you were after but I've been thinking about it a lot lately...)

Yeah I want that now. Off to see if there is a dunelm anywhere near me... Probably be best to find the glasses required first though