Which mystery do you want solved.? Very very lighthearted..

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What sort of half - wit designs /manufactures pale cream ddog beds?
Trawling the aisles of a popular pet store for aged creaky ddog-willing to spend as she isn't comfortable in current one (my sofa /chair) Majority have cream interiors.. The bit ddog will put her dirty paws and bumhole on!!

Why fitted sheets shrink so much on the very first, not even hot, wash and the duvet covers and pillowcases stay the same size.

Henry is the only earthly creature I'm abusive to. I feel bad but he is so feckin useless at his job and so passive aggressive. A tedious self-appointed house clown who likes to hide behind corners, pratfall against furniture then roll over onto his side grinning when you just want to run a quick vacuum over the carpet.

I'm not telling you anything I haven't said to his gurning little face.

Why is my daughter furiously polishing her school shoes? I can't get her to put a bloody glass in the dishwasher but she's shining her shoes.

Why a hot water bottle complete with Icelandic knitted cover and a large kitchen knife completely vanished from my flat never to be seen again.

Also as another poster said, Dylatov Pass, Celeste and flight 370!

I'd like to know where the fuck the small lump of cheese I was grating ended up when it and the grater slipped out of my fingers!

It was nowhere on the worktop, not inside anything on the worktop, not on the window sill, not in the sink and not on the floor. I even looked inside the bloody toaster! If it'd landed on the floor my dog would have snaffled it and I'd have heard her but she stayed exactly where she was.

This happened last week and I still don't know where that fucking piece of cheese is!!!

Exactly the same!!can we be friends 😂

Why my ndn still have their Xmas tree up in March

Where the fuck did my green DK yarn go?

It's driving me nuts. If Scooby and the gang could get right on it, I'd be grateful...

It might be stuck inside a duvet cover

Because fitted sheets are vindictive bastards

Why the is NOTHING worth watching on TV.

My dcat is called Henry and is as much a twat as the vacuum version....

My black trousers were in the place I'd searched at least 3 times thoroughly before (under a pile of other washing) - is that where your black top could be?

Why my new bluetooth ear buds are. Had them for Xmas. Put them safely inside my bedside cabinet still in the box ...not found them since

Where is my half-eaten Easter egg?

I was going to say the mystery of ds4's hearing aids but he found them this morning. Unfortunately this was after they had been through the washing machine in the pocket of his school trousers.

I am wondering how many nudists became nudists because they were sick of doing the washing.

Ah, the teaspoons! I was given a set of cutlery from my nan when she died - full complement of everything but only one teaspoon. Where did they all go????

It feels quite obvious that the answer is time. There are many quite gruesome things which have morphed into popular culture over time - other examples include Guy Fawkes, Ann Boleyn, Fanny Adams etc.

When there's sufficient temporal and cultural space, we don't feel bad about it.

Who?

The untrigue of them never being caught maybe?

Yes! Not lighthearted though, it makes me so angry and if I ruled the world these people would be executed jailed.

Where is my work time card? It disappeared from the hall table a few days ago? Also mousey, dd's teddy disappeared within these walls in 2017. Why is my kitchen floor always dirty?

Why can't men whisper?

How are my teenager’s ankles so orange? I know lots of women who wear fake tan and their ankles are never the elusive shade of tangerine she manages to attain so effortlessly.

I'd love to know if when you die that is it or if there's something else.

Yours is gone too??

DD4 has been driving me nuts for six weeks about her black top, the only one she needs/wants/ feels comfortable in...

(I have a horrible feeling I threw it out with a pile of other tops of hers that were utter rags).