Which mystery do you want solved.? Very very lighthearted..

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What sort of half - wit designs /manufactures pale cream ddog beds?
Trawling the aisles of a popular pet store for aged creaky ddog-willing to spend as she isn't comfortable in current one (my sofa /chair) Majority have cream interiors.. The bit ddog will put her dirty paws and bumhole on!!

Also where do the gremlins live that sew up my clothes overnight making them tighter each morning 🤔

What happened to Findus pizza fingers

I don't get it. No 'Harold Chipman' fish and chip shops I'm aware of so why are we okay with the murderer of Mary Ann Nichols, Annie Chapman, Elizabeth Stride, Catherine Eddowes and Mary Jane Kelly having all this pop culture stuff?

I’d probably go to “Harold Chipman Fish and Chips”. I’d use “The Yorkshire Chipper” tree surgeons. I wouldn’t buy soft furnishings from “Wayne’s Cushions” though. Too soon.

And why are so many dog beds so hard to wash? They don't have zip off covers or can't go in the machine without balling up. I mean wtf why.

It’s just one, famous, missing ironing board. From a previous thread.

Also want to know about the princes in the tower.

Also, why does my dp have every diy tool, nick nack and gadget going but no standard screw driver kits??

Oh good question

@Rosestulips Rosestulips · Today 17:07

Why does my sleeve or belt only get caught on the door handle when I’m already annoyed?!

I can solve this for you. It's because you are in temper you are moving faster (huffy stomping!) and you also aren't paying attention because you are focused on your problem so you are more likely to catch something because you are huffy stomping and carelessly distracted.

Why, when we get restaurant food, dine in or takeaway, if there is a mistake to the order, it’s always mine?

I want to know where the political talent in the USA has disappeared to when it's Trump and Biden up for the Presidency of the USA?
I just don't understand how this pair are supposedly the cream of the crop🤔

Why can't bra manufacturers get their head around the fact that some women have a small back and big boobs? Why do they assume if you have a GG/HH cup you must be a 38/40?

@AccidentallyFabulous

'I don't get it. No 'Harold Chipman' fish and chip shops I'm aware of so why are we okay with the murderer of Mary Ann Nichols, Annie Chapman, Elizabeth Stride, Catherine Eddowes and Mary Jane Kelly having all this pop culture stuff?'

Horrible criminal aside but Harold Chipman is a stroke of genius!

You can tell your neighbour I’ve taken it down now!!

Rat stole it

I used to have a really lovely black cashmere blend top with a hood. Draped just so, lovely item... Where did it go?!

Why is there liquid everywhere when I only knocked over a small glass of squash? I know physics will explain this but it's not rational for liquid to increase in volume just by being knocked over. It just isn't.

This is one of the world's greatest mysteries and I need it solved, either by an answer to the question, or by him no longer being on TV. (The latter is by far the best option.)

I watched a video which showed a sock manoeuvring itself between the stupid rubber seal thing and the drum and disappearing inside the machine.

Where is Kate of course!

Sorry couldn't resist. Don't really care.

Why is it some people on public transport decide that the journey is the best timento make phone calls loudly? Do they think everyone else is quiet just so they can make their call? Do they understand that the vehicle is still able to move independently of their gob?

My ndn too, plus the outside lights. They leave it till around September every year...started this in 2020. They think they're "cool"!

Don’t judge me too harshly, but I think there’s a team of little old ladies out to frustrate me and I want to know why?

They clearly communicate by some kind of walkie talkie system as well, because if I’m in a rush, one will step out in front of me on either the pavement or armed with a shopping trolley in the supermarket. The reason I suspect they are all liaising, is they instinctively know if I’m about to step around them as, although they are in front, they move exactly the same way at the same time so they’re clearly tipping each other off. Eventually, the one ahead of will peel off like in a spy movie, only to be instantly replaced by another, which obviously takes a bit of clever coordination.
They also know exactly what’s on my shopping list too because they will congregate and arrange their trollies around the exact shelves I am heading to.

It's on the bottom of your slippers 😂

I came on to the thread to ask precisely where the fuck my fourth fork has gone.
It's only me and DC here so we have a set of four of everything.
I've looked everywhere. I've washed up and loaded the dishwasher at least 3 times since I lost it. It must be at your house 😆🤣

I also found a toddler sock in my duvet cover not so long ago. I have moved house since having a toddler over 5 years ago!

When we cleared out my late grandads house I found a 1974 diary. Turned the page to July and he’d written “sisters name” born at “whatever time it was”. Lovely keepsake for my sister ❤️