What on earth is this?!

[Igglepiggleandhisboat]

Found this on rightmove and couldn’t not share it on here!

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/143227157#/media?id=media0&ref=photoCollage&channel=RES_LET

This! ^ Also it being Brighton, not just hetero hens and stags.

Wouldn't want to be the neighbours though, definitely a party house, in a very good location (posh part of town, very close to the seafront).

Knocking shop with staff quarters

I can’t believe people SERIOUSLY think brothels are styled and decorated as “nice” as this but are calling other PP naive. If you think this is what the inside of a brothel looks like you’d be utterly horrified to see what one actually looks like. I promise you it’s isn’t “silly and quirky” with a pole, royal family face masks, neon lighting and wee kettle in the kitchen for a cuppa between clients 🙄

Also what kind of “knocking shop” has ONE double bed for work and 8 bunk beds for “staff”??? Can’t be a very profitable brothel…

At least the tiles are wipe clean

It looks like a brothel!

Some of us have never set foot inside a brothel - have you?

Love it, just round the corner from me! Hen house

Ex swingers den cum air B & B (see what I did there?)

Ewww. It looks like it smells like lube.

I haven’t been in a brothel, but I’m doubting they would they have images of the Royal Family and Margaret Thatcher in them unless it’s to scare away the punters.

Or attract the pervs

It's Brighton though, it will have a edge...

Can’t imagine a brothel would have poster of Maggie Thatcher and big painted rainbows.

most likely aimed at hen/stag parties with half hearted attempt to appeal to gay crowd. Queen, Freddie, cheeky maid. Not sure how Thatcher fits in mind.

'reduced yesterday '. Think they might have to reduce that a whole lot more, it's terrible!!

& it shows.

I haven’t been in a brothel but I do have common sense, have been on hen dos and to Brighton. In fact my own hen do was in Brighton during Pride. Trust me this is extremely tame for what Brighton considers a bit of silly, sexy, gaudy, camp fun. It isn’t a bloody brothel. Watch literally any documentary about sex work.

You think straight men using sex trafficked women in brothels in Brighton want “an edge” of a giant poster of Freddie Mercury and a mask of the Queens face in the toilets?

Also…an edge? You think this is what Brighton would consider “an edge” in the actual sex industry?

That’s also just ignoring the very obvious logistical points I made regarding the bloody health and safety poster (come on now, in an illegal brothel) & that what kind of crap brothel has ONE double bed in it but 8 bunk beds? They wouldn’t be able to cover their rent making that kind of money!

Lol - I feel like a brothel might try to look less like…well a brothel.

Like how thieves probably never actually wear stripy T-shirts or carry sacks!!

That’s clearly not a brothel. 😂 what do you think they do, shag one punter at a time and all the other 7 women lay in the bunks, waiting till it’s their turn?

it’s Brighton, it’s for stag or hen dos. The what you need to know poster is for any one who rents it, it will have been air bnb.

I was reared in Brighton . This is so standard .

I thought they'd put down astro turf in the living room.

Yes, this is the thing I'm choosing to mention.

@sofasofa42 "so standard"

The owner would be so pissed off with this comment after all their hard work and effort 😂

So you think people are sex trafficking women, which is illegal, but have the Workplace Health & Safety posture up to keep HR happy? 🙄

😂😂😂😂

I like it! I mean, I wouldn't want to live there - but it would be an excellent hen house.

😂 everyone else thinking brothel, whilst I went immediately to Tory Royalist politician

Andrew has to live somewhere!

It's one thing the Queen and Prince Phil watching you take a dump, but Thatcher in the hall? By all that's holy.