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Superlambaanana · 24/01/2024 19:02

PerfectTravelTote · 24/01/2024 18:56

The bunk beds are for staff only. The master bedroom is the workplace.

Exactly. Staggered at the naivety of others who think this is a fun student or 'art collective' digs. It's a brothel for sex trafficked women. Anyone who rents it should be reported to the police. Women will be held there against their will.

Mementomorissons · 24/01/2024 19:06

8 bunk bed spaces and one red, neon-lit windowless room with a double bed in it. I wonder if you haven't been "called in" to the double bed room in a week then they kick you out of the "art collective", or if you just have to do extra cleaning chores

ThePoshUns · 24/01/2024 19:11

I thought brothel until I saw the 2 sets of bunkbeds. How bizarre

ThePoshUns · 24/01/2024 19:11

PerfectTravelTote · 24/01/2024 18:56

The bunk beds are for staff only. The master bedroom is the workplace.

Ahhhhh yes of course 😢

Mothership4two · 24/01/2024 19:17

Christmascarrots · 24/01/2024 18:50

I quite like it, looks like a fun home for young people. Not really getting whorehouse, just people that like clubbing.

Me too. Wouldn't want to live there, but it is gloriously bonkers and a bit risque. Kids room with sexy maid is a bit strange/inappropriate though.

Posters commenting of RF stuck to the bathroom walls - they are masks, so presumably you wear them when sitting on the loo! "Today I will be mostly weeing in the style of the late Prince Philip"!

WinterMarchesOn · 24/01/2024 19:18

Superlambaanana · 24/01/2024 19:02

Exactly. Staggered at the naivety of others who think this is a fun student or 'art collective' digs. It's a brothel for sex trafficked women. Anyone who rents it should be reported to the police. Women will be held there against their will.

All this. And the Health and Safety poster has to be displayed by law in all workplaces - which tells you that this absolutely is someone’s workplace. How awful.

The no references and move in same day conditions make it look even more certain.

TheDandyLion · 24/01/2024 19:20

The pictures are screen grabs from Openrent. How friggin lazy are estate agents getting these days.

NahHumBrag · 24/01/2024 19:20

House decorated to attract Hen and Stags via Air B&B. Got its own ‘club’ in the basement.

Now on market as a full rental.

Nothing seedy about it. There’s bunk beds after all!

Hotcuppatea · 24/01/2024 19:22

Knocking shop

Mambo19866 · 24/01/2024 19:22

Bloody hell I thought I was quirky but this is another level.

ganglion · 24/01/2024 19:25

"Family friendly"...

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 24/01/2024 19:31

Clubbers hostel. Rainbows, forced quirk. Awful. Bet you’d make shed loads in the summer.

Lilacanemone · 24/01/2024 19:31

Weird! And the description: basement with pole. There’s a whole lot of talking points other than the pole.

Nellieinthebarn · 24/01/2024 19:52

Ha Ha! I knew it would be Brighton as soon as I saw the Royals, either there or Camden. My guess is its an air B&B that usually caters to hen parties, and they don't want to do the weekly cleaning in the winter, so they thought they'd try renting it for a couple of months.

DeedlessIndeed · 24/01/2024 19:53

Could it be an airbnb styled towards the hen-do audience?

Heather37231 · 24/01/2024 19:56

I particularly like how it is actually described by the agent as “with pole”.

8misskitty8 · 24/01/2024 19:57

Looks like a brothel or porn studio.

Thought the estate agent would have suggested ‘toning down’ the decoration and accessories.

Jk8 · 24/01/2024 20:06

🤣 love that its described as '2 bedrooms with basement pole' really get rid of the time wasters looking for 3 beds a lounge room pole...😂

DontListenToWhatYouveConsumed · 24/01/2024 20:18

Well that is horrific 😵‍💫 I couldn't live under the same roof as Margaret Thatcher 🤢
I'm away to bleach my eyeballs.......

PeppermintMandy · 24/01/2024 20:21

Superlambaanana · 24/01/2024 19:02

Exactly. Staggered at the naivety of others who think this is a fun student or 'art collective' digs. It's a brothel for sex trafficked women. Anyone who rents it should be reported to the police. Women will be held there against their will.

Jesus Christ 🙃 It’s an AirBnb. You’ve clearly never been to Brighton!

vipersnest1 · 24/01/2024 20:22

Good Lord! That's, err, interesting.... 🤣

PeppermintMandy · 24/01/2024 20:24

WinterMarchesOn · 24/01/2024 19:18

All this. And the Health and Safety poster has to be displayed by law in all workplaces - which tells you that this absolutely is someone’s workplace. How awful.

The no references and move in same day conditions make it look even more certain.

So you think people are sex trafficking women, which is illegal, but have the Workplace Health & Safety posture up to keep HR happy? 🙄

WowIlikereallyhateyou · 24/01/2024 20:29

Grim

Copen · 24/01/2024 20:36

Why would a brothel have Margaret Thatcher and the Queen? Like other PP I think it's an airbnb for stags / hens. The double bed is for if any of them pull, like they used to have in Geordie Shore (or was it Jersey Shore).

selfishmeow · 24/01/2024 20:40

Oh dear it is a brothel