I have done something childish and I don't care

[DorisLessingsCat]

End of week 2 holidaying in a remote French village, in a small campsite.

There is one toilet block building but the cubicles inside are marked dames / hommes, so there is sex segregation.

For the whole time I've been here the same bloke has been using the Dames side. Not because the hommes side was full, just because he wanted to (I did ask in my bad French the 3rd time I encountered him coming out of the women's and he did le shrug and he said something about les dames est plus propre).

Anyway, I have been mildly annoyed at this. Today when I saw him close the door on his Dames shower cubicle I took his flip flops from outside of the door and threw them in the hedge behind the toilet block. I might have had some vin rouge prior to the incident.

(Also, the owners do not care in case anyone says I should have taken it through Proper Channels.)

AIBU?

I'm all for drunken shenanigans. Well done, OP.

I think that's absolutely brilliant and perfectly acceptable in the circumstances 👏 😂

😂😂 love this! YANBU!

Yanbu I'd have nicked his clothes too and left a ladies dressing gown 😏

Heh Heh Heh nice one OP!

Lmao tres bien

You deserve the legion d'honneur for that. But have a instead.

Excellent work. I might have lobbed them into the Gents.

Lol

Hahah Mumsnet at its finest

Maybe he is called Philippe Philop??

But prepare for all les demoiselles de francophile mamansnet to invade the thread and say that you were a typical rude British uptight pearl clutcher who doesn't understand that French women are laissez faire and sangfroid about nudity in public.

Bien fait OP YANBU du tout.

Classique !

😂
Love it.

Great work Op 👌

Megalolz! Merci, op!

Fantastique!

Le shrug 😂😂😂😂

<bows>

Un petit enfant did see me so I have donned a large floppy hat as a cunning disguise.

@Trenchfootinthescottishhighlandstoday awesome! 😎

I have not see Phillipe since but from my seat in my camping spot his bright green chausseurs are mocking me from the branches of the hedge...

Name change fail 😀

That's funny . Well done to OP!!

😂🥰😂

You will now need to pretend you know abosolutely no French at all when he comea to ask you about les tongs perdu