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AIBU?

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I have done something childish and I don't care

307 replies

DorisLessingsCat · 31/08/2023 18:27

End of week 2 holidaying in a remote French village, in a small campsite.

There is one toilet block building but the cubicles inside are marked dames / hommes, so there is sex segregation.

For the whole time I've been here the same bloke has been using the Dames side. Not because the hommes side was full, just because he wanted to (I did ask in my bad French the 3rd time I encountered him coming out of the women's and he did le shrug and he said something about les dames est plus propre).

Anyway, I have been mildly annoyed at this. Today when I saw him close the door on his Dames shower cubicle I took his flip flops from outside of the door and threw them in the hedge behind the toilet block. I might have had some vin rouge prior to the incident.

(Also, the owners do not care in case anyone says I should have taken it through Proper Channels.)

AIBU?

OP posts:
Sonnet · 31/08/2023 18:45

Trenchfootinthescottishhighlandstoday · 31/08/2023 18:34

Maybe he is called Philippe Philop??

😂🤣

BeggyMitchell · 31/08/2023 18:45

Paq · 31/08/2023 18:43

Name change fail 😀

C'est pas grave Paq 🤷🏻‍♀️Grin.

InYourRoom · 31/08/2023 18:45

Oh superb work!

Sonnet · 31/08/2023 18:45

Fantastic , just love this 😂🤣

MorningOclock · 31/08/2023 18:46

😂😂

TheMadGardener · 31/08/2023 18:46

Bravo, OP. 👏👏👏

pilates · 31/08/2023 18:47

love it 👏

bucketsofdaylight · 31/08/2023 18:47

Not les flip-flops! You monster! 🤣

coxesorangepippin · 31/08/2023 18:48

Philippe Philop

^^

I'm sorry but omg 😅🕺

MsRosley · 31/08/2023 18:49

I am grinning from ear to ear. WELL DONE, OP! Vous êtes magnifique!

Allmarbleslost · 31/08/2023 18:49

Love it! I'd have chucked his stuff onto the floor in the less propre mens.

IreneGoodnight · 31/08/2023 18:50

Trenchfootinthescottishhighlandstoday · 31/08/2023 18:34

Maybe he is called Philippe Philop??

Magnifique! 😂

SpicyMoth · 31/08/2023 18:52

Beautifully done!😂

stealthninjamum · 31/08/2023 18:53

awesome!

I think you were fantastic approaching him and well done for chucking away his flip flops.

DorisLessingsCat · 31/08/2023 18:53

Last week I did share the universal older-female language with a Dutch woman of similar age while we queued for a shower and he waltzed out, chest hair glistening. Since then I have paid close attention to the size of footwear outside the cubicle and have felt my outrage just about stir each time I see his oversized shoes outside the women's. Today I broke.

OP posts:
Andywarholswig · 31/08/2023 18:54

C’est formidable OP - like your style!

Princessbananahamock · 31/08/2023 18:55

Awesome I’m seriously laughing 😂 I thought you had found a way to make his water go cold but that is so much better pettiness . Arrogant petite penis.

pilates · 31/08/2023 18:55

I like the way you write @DorisLessingsCat - it’s very comical

ChaToilLeam · 31/08/2023 18:55

Chapeau! 🎩

Skybluecoat · 31/08/2023 18:56

Excellent work. I hope he treads in dog shit and thistles.

AuntieJoyce · 31/08/2023 18:56

But who’s le grand Tosseur?

TyneTeas · 31/08/2023 18:57

MDR : )

RaisinCain · 31/08/2023 18:59

I was going to say it’s exactly what Marcel Marsehole and his man boobs deserves, but Phillipe Phloppe 🤣🤣🤣

jeaux90 · 31/08/2023 18:59

"Chest hair glistening" Grin

Loving this. Good for you OP!

Channellingsophistication · 31/08/2023 19:00

This is brilliant well done OP 🤣🤣

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