I have done something childish and I don't care

[DorisLessingsCat]

End of week 2 holidaying in a remote French village, in a small campsite.

There is one toilet block building but the cubicles inside are marked dames / hommes, so there is sex segregation.

For the whole time I've been here the same bloke has been using the Dames side. Not because the hommes side was full, just because he wanted to (I did ask in my bad French the 3rd time I encountered him coming out of the women's and he did le shrug and he said something about les dames est plus propre).

Anyway, I have been mildly annoyed at this. Today when I saw him close the door on his Dames shower cubicle I took his flip flops from outside of the door and threw them in the hedge behind the toilet block. I might have had some vin rouge prior to the incident.

(Also, the owners do not care in case anyone says I should have taken it through Proper Channels.)

AIBU?

Oh Do te faire foutre Dear.

il est un cheeky fookerr.

I still don't get the aux pays thing, can someone spell it out please? <misses point of thread>

Thanks, this has cheered me right up. I've been miserable since last week because I broke my ankle and have been cooped up in the house, unable to do anything or go anywhere.

‘Aux Pays’ - means in or to the countries. Pronounced ‘oh pay’ in French.
Letters ‘o’ + ‘p’ in French pronounced…… ‘oh pay’ = OP, (Original Poster)! Et voilà!

Not today, Cartman.

That age old custom of flashing your glistening chest chevaux in a loo de femme 🙄🤣

Peachy, I also have a broken ankle - it's miserable isn't it?

Brilliant thread. Can't stop laughing at Philippe Philop!

I hope you slid a very small lipstick into the toe of each very large shoe.....

Exactemont .... les miserablè are here! 😆 🤣 😂

France? Romania? Bulgaria? Switzerland? You need to travel.

I know it's a typo, and I'm not trying to be mean, but glistening chest horses has just about finished me off

I haven't seen a good Franglais thread on here for ages, thanks OP !

I wish it was a typo , I thought I'd got the correct word for hair , O level French was a long time ago 🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

I know there have been Mumsnet meet-ups, but has there ever been a Mumsnet camping trip??

This whole tread -priceless - but I especially love the tongs perdus. Hope he went a la recherche of them for a very long time.

We used to have excellent Franglais threads. Maybe they should be resurrected

Sadly my french wasn't good enough to take part but I'd read and giggle

Tu est un legenardo. Made my day- thanks 💐

Brilliant!!!!

Les fil magnifique! Bravo aux pays, tres bien!💨🩴🩴👏🏻🤣
@mumsnet another nomination for classics here

Classiques, s’il vous plait!!!

Bravo, OP, tu etais magnifique. 😀😀

Ah! Ils sont dans le hedge.
Sorry my GCSE French only goes so far.

Oh and formidable OP, formidable. I think monsieur with be fumeidable. (Had to make that one up completely obviously).

Si vous voulez nominer avec moi ce soir - sorry, nominer pour les Classiques, il faut Reporter et Demander ...