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To be furious that a woman licked my husband...

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Bogiesaremyonlyfriend · 15/06/2023 21:32

At DC's club today and husband drive past on his way home from work so popped in. I went to get some drinks and as I was standing at the counter a woman approached h and licked his head and said hello to him. From the conversation they had I can gather they used to work together but haven't seen each other for a while. I'm absolutely raging with h. He saw me looking over with horror but said nothing to her just had a flirty conversation and totally ignored me when I came over with the drinks. I am livid with him. He says it isn't his fault she licked him....

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EsmeSusanOgg · 15/06/2023 21:34

That is grim. His reaction is also weird.

CrazyArmadilloLady · 15/06/2023 21:35

What have I just read…. 😳

Arewehumanorarewecupboards · 15/06/2023 21:35

Licked?

Purplepeaches123 · 15/06/2023 21:35

Licked his head? What a weirdo.

QueSyrahSyrah · 15/06/2023 21:36

Chinny reckon.

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Bogiesaremyonlyfriend · 15/06/2023 21:36

Yeah properly like all along his head. Then commented on his salty it was...... He literally didn't react like it was totally normal

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PuffinMcStuffin · 15/06/2023 21:36

I don't think I would lick my own DH in public, let alone anyone else's.

Emmamoo89 · 15/06/2023 21:36

Wtaf Confused

putthatdownsteve · 15/06/2023 21:37

She kicked his head?

Which bit, his cheek? Like stuck her younger out like a lizard and full on licked him?

I’ve got a lot more questions.

SnowyPetals · 15/06/2023 21:37

Say what now? That's rank. Is there something wrong with her?

MrsRickAstley · 15/06/2023 21:37

How did neither of you not knock her out ?!?!

putthatdownsteve · 15/06/2023 21:37

Licked, not kicked. obvs.

DustyLee123 · 15/06/2023 21:37

That’s vile. The fact that he stood there with her spit on him, and acted like it’s normal, is weird.

DunkFriesinShake · 15/06/2023 21:37

I’d have serious issues if this was my DH!

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Bogiesaremyonlyfriend · 15/06/2023 21:38

putthatdownsteve · 15/06/2023 21:37

Licked, not kicked. obvs.

Felt like kicking it....

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Bogiesaremyonlyfriend · 15/06/2023 21:38

putthatdownsteve · 15/06/2023 21:37

She kicked his head?

Which bit, his cheek? Like stuck her younger out like a lizard and full on licked him?

I’ve got a lot more questions.

Yup full on lick all along it....

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LifeIsPainHighness · 15/06/2023 21:38

<stares at thread blinking> she did what?!

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Bogiesaremyonlyfriend · 15/06/2023 21:39

I was too shocked to process it.....

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neslop · 15/06/2023 21:39

I'm trying to picture what actually happened? Is he bald?

Pottedpalm · 15/06/2023 21:40

😮

djlon · 15/06/2023 21:40

Is this a genuine post

Aquamarine1029 · 15/06/2023 21:40

If this is real... I don't think I could get over this. If my husband just stood there and acted like that was perfectly fine? Um, nope. I'd have a very hard time even being in the same room with him.

ComeTheFuckOnBridgett · 15/06/2023 21:40

Is this real?

Withnailandeye · 15/06/2023 21:41

I’d probs be most concerned with H’s non reaction?

although it’s absolutely not a thing to lick anyone as a greeting once you’re older than 4, 5 at a push.

maybe she’s deficient in minerals? My friend’s dog licks soil sometimes for this reason?!

GottaGirlcrush · 15/06/2023 21:41

QueSyrahSyrah · 15/06/2023 21:36

Chinny reckon.

Wouldn't surprise me!

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