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To be furious that a woman licked my husband...

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Bogiesaremyonlyfriend · 15/06/2023 21:32

At DC's club today and husband drive past on his way home from work so popped in. I went to get some drinks and as I was standing at the counter a woman approached h and licked his head and said hello to him. From the conversation they had I can gather they used to work together but haven't seen each other for a while. I'm absolutely raging with h. He saw me looking over with horror but said nothing to her just had a flirty conversation and totally ignored me when I came over with the drinks. I am livid with him. He says it isn't his fault she licked him....

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MsMollie · 15/06/2023 21:41

Folk don't really lick folk . OP , ditch the fucker.

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Bogiesaremyonlyfriend · 15/06/2023 21:42

Yes he is bald. Wish I was making this up... But I don't have the imagination!!!

I'm raging.

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Arewehumanorarewecupboards · 15/06/2023 21:42

Withnailandeye · 15/06/2023 21:41

I’d probs be most concerned with H’s non reaction?

although it’s absolutely not a thing to lick anyone as a greeting once you’re older than 4, 5 at a push.

maybe she’s deficient in minerals? My friend’s dog licks soil sometimes for this reason?!

Maybe she’s a spaniel?

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Bogiesaremyonlyfriend · 15/06/2023 21:42

Aquamarine1029 · 15/06/2023 21:40

If this is real... I don't think I could get over this. If my husband just stood there and acted like that was perfectly fine? Um, nope. I'd have a very hard time even being in the same room with him.

I'm not!! I couldn't be in the same room. I'm so angry I don't dare be.

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Bogiesaremyonlyfriend · 15/06/2023 21:43

GottaGirlcrush · 15/06/2023 21:41

Wouldn't surprise me!

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I don't know what that means.....

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CrazyArmadilloLady · 15/06/2023 21:43

Arewehumanorarewecupboards · 15/06/2023 21:42

Maybe she’s a spaniel?

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…or identifies as one.

Sorry OP, you’ll be accused of hateful bigotry if you don’t validate her.

user1473878824 · 15/06/2023 21:43

The Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon at work.

To be furious that a woman licked my husband...
HoneyIShrunkThePizza · 15/06/2023 21:43

I thought it was bizarre but somehow less sexual and more comical if he is follicley challenged

loveandpoprockz · 15/06/2023 21:43

If this is a genuine post then it’s like she’s hinting that they had some sort of affair in the past.

midnights0 · 15/06/2023 21:44

Oh hell no 😬

listlovers · 15/06/2023 21:44

Did she aye 👀

WaltzingWaters · 15/06/2023 21:45

Aquamarine1029 · 15/06/2023 21:40

If this is real... I don't think I could get over this. If my husband just stood there and acted like that was perfectly fine? Um, nope. I'd have a very hard time even being in the same room with him.

This. Utterly bizarre and disgusting.

FloofCloud · 15/06/2023 21:45

Are you married to BoJo 😳

Mallysmum · 15/06/2023 21:45

Is this an ex as it's very unusual ANYWAY but a random ex colleague 🤷🏻‍♀️

Spirallingdownwards · 15/06/2023 21:46

Either it was an in joke from when they worked together.

Or/

They used to shag (or still are).

IHateLegDay · 15/06/2023 21:47

Sounds like she was just joking around but I agree, it's weird af

RogersOrganismicProcess · 15/06/2023 21:47

What has he said? How can you not react to someone licking your face and calling you salty!

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Bogiesaremyonlyfriend · 15/06/2023 21:47

I've no idea what the hell it was. Clearly it was a thing.... Never been an ex, unless affair.

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starrylights · 15/06/2023 21:48

Is hot at the moment, people are sweaty EnvyEnvy

LadyJ2023 · 15/06/2023 21:49

Am I reading right. He said nothing what the hell and how iffy

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Bogiesaremyonlyfriend · 15/06/2023 21:50

RogersOrganismicProcess · 15/06/2023 21:47

What has he said? How can you not react to someone licking your face and calling you salty!

He said fuck all except it isn't his fault. At the time he just laughed and chatted to her reasonably normally. Then he saw my face but said nothing to me just ignored the look of rage. Then when she left tried to speak to me as normal....

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AngelasAirpods · 15/06/2023 21:51

So glad you’ve got mumsnet to turn to at this exceptionally difficult time.

QueSyrahSyrah · 15/06/2023 21:51

Spirallingdownwards · 15/06/2023 21:46

Either it was an in joke from when they worked together.

Or/

They used to shag (or still are).

I've shagged a number of people in my time and I've not once ever licked any of their heads in public. Or in private, to the best of my memory.

Well not THAT head anyway.

dotdotdotdash · 15/06/2023 21:52

Isn’t that one of the reasons whatshisname Hemsworth split up with Miley Cyrus? Because she used to lick his face?

Withnailandeye · 15/06/2023 21:53

loveandpoprockz · 15/06/2023 21:43

If this is a genuine post then it’s like she’s hinting that they had some sort of affair in the past.

Just talk me through the thought process that has brought you to that conclusion?

she’s licking his sweaty head. This isn’t some kinky shit at all? It’s just the behaviour of the unhinged.

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