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To think it’s time for the Balonz joke to fade away in to obscurity?

111 replies

ShirleyPhallus · 22/01/2023 21:39

Every single thread about names in any context some poster pops up with “Is it Balonz 🤣🤣🤣”. I may be being irrationally mardy but:

  1. It isn’t funny, it was mildly amusing years ago but certainly isn’t funny anymore
  2. It’s really really old now. Can’t we do better and come up with some new lines rather than relying on this and Pom Bears and Naice Ham for lolz.

Willing to accept if IABU (hmmm). So settle this for me:

YANBU - Balonz isn’t funny and should die a death
YABU - what you on about! Balonz continues to be hilarious and is an absolute classic! Get a sense of humour and a life woman.

OP posts:
DebussytoaDiscoBeat · 22/01/2023 21:40

Cancel the cheque OP.

gloov · 22/01/2023 21:42

It's a traditional Sussex joke.

Oysterbabe · 22/01/2023 21:42

Baloney is just part of Mumsnet history, along with biscuits, ODFOD and various other things. It will never go.

Oysterbabe · 22/01/2023 21:42

*balonz

EineReiseDurchDieZeit · 22/01/2023 21:43

Oh yes absolutely it annoys me but not half as much as bringing up Snapped and Farted as the height of hilarity - was never amazing or funny

ReamsOfCheese · 22/01/2023 21:43

It's an in-joke. It's not meant to make you fall on the floor splitting your sides ROFLing, it's meant to enhance group cohesion and invoke a sense of community and shared history. 🤷‍♀️

3luckystars · 22/01/2023 21:44

My mother used to say ‘If you don’t like the music, leave the band.’

I agree with you but I think you have just reignited it now with this thread!

KindergartenKop · 22/01/2023 21:44

I'm fumming at the very suggestion

ShirleyPhallus · 22/01/2023 21:44

Oysterbabe · 22/01/2023 21:42

Baloney is just part of Mumsnet history, along with biscuits, ODFOD and various other things. It will never go.

I’m not gonna say I hate the biscuits otherwise I’ll be presented with 94 of the damn things

OP posts:
ShirleyPhallus · 22/01/2023 21:45

EineReiseDurchDieZeit · 22/01/2023 21:43

Oh yes absolutely it annoys me but not half as much as bringing up Snapped and Farted as the height of hilarity - was never amazing or funny

Agree with this! It doesn’t get wheeled out quite as much I don’t think though

OP posts:
HedgeWench · 22/01/2023 21:46

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To think it’s time for the Balonz joke to fade away in to obscurity?
GiveUsAMinute · 22/01/2023 21:47

Soupy!

Or is that you, UCM?

Sparklingbrook · 22/01/2023 21:47

Snapped and Farted, Balonz, Penis Beaker, Sistine Chapel, cubes of poo and all the rest of them should be retired. 😂
Why are there never any new ones.

MichelleScarn · 22/01/2023 21:47

Feeling judged now (ouch!) as am assuming you've brought this up from today's 'copied baby name thread' several agreed its funny, one other who staunchly seemed to agree with you...
How does it affect you, a daft joke such as this?

MichelleScarn · 22/01/2023 21:49

In fact (oooo-errr) have you made a TAAT naughty naughty?!

Sparklingbrook · 22/01/2023 21:53

It’s hardly a TAAT, every single time a thread is about a baby name where the OP won’t say what the name is, someone will come out with ‘Is it Balonz’ ?

GorgeousLadyofWrestling · 22/01/2023 21:54

I’ve been here for over ten years and somehow managed to miss the Balonz joke. I see it all the time on names threads but have never known what it’s about!

LottoLaura · 22/01/2023 21:55

YABU

fun fact, people find different things amusing

You not finding it funny anymore doesn’t mean others don’t.

Grow up

ShirleyPhallus · 22/01/2023 21:55

MichelleScarn · 22/01/2023 21:49

In fact (oooo-errr) have you made a TAAT naughty naughty?!

No. It’s a TAST (thread about several threads)

OP posts:
MichelleScarn · 22/01/2023 21:56

Sparklingbrook · 22/01/2023 21:53

It’s hardly a TAAT, every single time a thread is about a baby name where the OP won’t say what the name is, someone will come out with ‘Is it Balonz’ ?

I don't get why it irritates some people so much. It's just daftness, (of which there is much on mn!) scroll on past!

ShirleyPhallus · 22/01/2023 21:56

LottoLaura · 22/01/2023 21:55

YABU

fun fact, people find different things amusing

You not finding it funny anymore doesn’t mean others don’t.

Grow up

Grow up 🤣 Now that IS funny, thanks

OP posts:
CallipyJean · 22/01/2023 21:57

If there was ever a time for Terry’s crotch, this would be it.

Anyone?!

Sparklingbrook · 22/01/2023 21:57

LottoLaura · 22/01/2023 21:55

YABU

fun fact, people find different things amusing

You not finding it funny anymore doesn’t mean others don’t.

Grow up

Does anyone still find Balonz funny though, really? The countdown to see who comes out with it first is more entertaining now.

murasaki · 22/01/2023 21:58

To be fair, some of the seriously suggested baby names are so atrocious that balonz actually seems reasonable in comparison.

Sparklingbrook · 22/01/2023 21:59

CallipyJean · 22/01/2023 21:57

If there was ever a time for Terry’s crotch, this would be it.

Anyone?!

Or this?

To think it’s time for the Balonz joke to fade away in to obscurity?