To fancy Jacob Rees-Mogg

[SayyestoJRM]

In the spirit of the Matt Hancock thread, am I the only one who finds Jacob Rees Mogg strangely attractive?

He appears a gentleman with Impeccable manners, very well spoken, a great orator and debater, well dressed and rather headmasterly too

Flame away

I like to think I’m broad minded, but that isn’t healthy or normal.

I really, really hope you’re just having a laugh.

I heard him described as a ''haunted pencil'' which seemed strangely appropriate. ..

OK, the Matt Hancock thing I can just about understand.

Rees-Mogg? No. The man has zero redeeming features. He is utterly grim in every possible way

Eeeew. I need to bleach my brains at the very thought...

The man who if you were raped and then became pregnant, would expect you to carry the pregnancy full term.

I can't understand this🙄 each to their own I suppose. 🤣

That video is hilarious. He is genuinely taken aback by what she says, then clearly extremely chuffed, then you can see the exact moment that the filthy image of himself and Victoria Coren doing bits crosses his mind, and the juggernaut of Catholic Guilt hits him! 😂

This just made me physically shudder!

"Impeccable manners" .... "said that the Grenfell victims lacked common sense, sent a rude text about John major, lay down in the commons, is generally supercilious and patronising about everyone else
"A great orator and debater" hmm only if you believe what he says is great because it's delivered in a posh voice. He often says things that are inaccurate at best and downright untruthful at worst. He's patronising and rude and talks over people.
His 'religious' beliefs are entirely crafted to suit what makes his life comfortable rather than a higher calling to humanity.
Urgh he's a horrible man who is entirely self centred and that's before you get to his politics or that bizarre look he's crafted for himself.

I can (unfortunately) confirm that JRM had a female following while at Oxford, we watched in horrified fascination.

Difficult to understand then and now, but 'different times' and all that ...

www.lordashcroft.com/2019/09/the-worlds-most-unlikely-sex-symbol-new-book-reveals-how-jacob-rees-mogg-asked-a-chick-lit-author-to-marry-him-ditched-a-girlfriend-because-she-was-a-divorcee-then-wed-an-heiress-with-a-silver-ton/

It would appear that you are correct; you are the only one.

Oh Dear God OP

YABU
What with you and the poster who fancies Matt Hancock, I dunno what's going on

Each to their own though

Pah ha ha ha this is amazing 🤣

I'd rather lick piss from a stinging nettle

Nobody with any sense will actually fancy the Haunted Edwardian Wanksock.

Jacob, this is a little naughty to end the new year like this...

😂😂😂 thanks for cheering me up. Whatever floats your boat, I say! ⛵

He's got some old-fashioned family values I like, but attractive? Christ, NO

For someone who has had bouts in psychiatric units due to psychosis I have to say this is the most unhinged thing I have ever heard of...get help op.

Ohgod it's back

Put down the gin… when you wake up it will be a new day and you can forget this nightmare!

Zombie thread!

Nah it's not that old. It's still funny tho.

JRM does have that look about him though.

www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jacob-reesmogg-never-changed-a-nappy-lbc-nigel-farage-nanny-conservatives-a7854791.html%3famp

That's enough to put me off. What an epic bellend.