To fancy Jacob Rees-Mogg

[SayyestoJRM]

In the spirit of the Matt Hancock thread, am I the only one who finds Jacob Rees Mogg strangely attractive?

He appears a gentleman with Impeccable manners, very well spoken, a great orator and debater, well dressed and rather headmasterly too

Flame away

Pass the sick bag, Alice.

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I don’t care what he looks like but he’s a condescending, arrogant, throughly horrible man. Still, even Hitler had girlfriends.

Just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Thanks for that.

If he ever becomes available the op will obviously have Jacob to herself.
His dress sense, commitment to his family and sheer money making ability does make him quite interesting.

The last time this topic was raised a mumsnetter said, “He looks like he ejaculates dust” and now I can never unsee that.

He's such an unpleasant man - it wouldn't matter what he looked like for me.

This. He could look like Jason Momoa but if he was as much of a shit as JRM then I'd immediately lose any interest in him. And I say this as someone who finds all sorts of strange looking attractive.

The fact that he has 6 kids notwithstanding, he looks like he would ejaculate dust.

Bloody hell, standards are low if JRM is a "great orator and debater". Complete lack of values (see him slither from Jonson to Truss and back again), nasty politics, ridiculous put-on voice and persona, dodgy financial dealings- can't believe people fall for it.

You're not unreasonable to fancy whoever you fancy. Logically, we know that. However, WTF?!!!

Oh god - I must have read that somewhere else - apologies to @Shortpoet! He does look like ejaculates dust though 😂

I think he’s lovely

Seek help, OP.

Amongst JRM's many repugnant features, he is completely opposed to termination of pregnancy in all circumstances, including rape and incest. In spite of this, his investment firm had money in a pharmaceutical firm making a drug widely used to terminate a pregnancy.

@SayyestoJRM

Ye and I bet you wear Joules as well !

Well you're in luck in the bedroom...

I'm sure he'll give you a weak pound ...

Ewwww

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Odious man and here he is at 12 years old:

Anti abortion. Opposes same sex marriage.

Wheeeeeeeeeey!

YABU
Go and set fire to your vagina immediately.

Are you that desperate?

You need help.

Is it possible for Mumsnet to do some sort of intervention if an OP is in trouble?

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My vagina has clamped shut at the very thought of JRM. Yuck.