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To fancy Jacob Rees-Mogg

136 replies

SayyestoJRM · 14/11/2022 00:03

In the spirit of the Matt Hancock thread, am I the only one who finds Jacob Rees Mogg strangely attractive?

He appears a gentleman with Impeccable manners, very well spoken, a great orator and debater, well dressed and rather headmasterly too

Flame away Grin

OP posts:
Tummytroubles22 · 14/11/2022 12:33

There was a fantastic poster on here years ago who used to post highly controversial thread titles a couple of times a year and when you opened the thread it was actually her asking you to donate blood. It I remember correctly she had lost her DD to cancer. Anyway I hoped this was her and as it’s not YABcompletlyU

Choconut · 14/11/2022 12:35

You need help.

witchesbubblebath · 14/11/2022 12:36

He looks like something out of a Dickens novel.

SammyScrounge · 14/11/2022 12:39

No. Just no.

HeadacheEarthquake · 14/11/2022 12:40

I fancy him too. As in - I really fancy him strung up by his ankles over a vat of acid.

RiftGibbon · 14/11/2022 13:06

HeadacheEarthquake · 14/11/2022 12:40

I fancy him too. As in - I really fancy him strung up by his ankles over a vat of acid.

I'd agree with you there.

bengalcat · 14/11/2022 13:08

Lol first MH , now JRM - words fail me

janie85 · 14/11/2022 13:08

The only MP who is remotely attractive is Dominic Raab

BigMandsTattooPortfolio · 14/11/2022 13:09

Someone once said that JRM probably ejaculates dust.

TugboatAnnie · 14/11/2022 13:19

If he was the last man on earth I'd be trying to make out with Larry the cat.

NImumconfused · 14/11/2022 13:21

This calls for the classic Mumsnet response - are you on glue?!?

He's always reminded me of Walter from Dennis the Menace.

Fluffydiamond · 14/11/2022 13:22

Cop on

LeMoo · 14/11/2022 13:27

My ovaries just shrivelled up.

SignOnTheWindow · 14/11/2022 13:28

Christ, no. He'd keep his socks and dress shirt on, then thank you after sex using your honorific and surname.

Conkersareback · 14/11/2022 13:31

Oh my goodness, what have I just read.

Fatcatriot · 14/11/2022 13:34

With you OP !

OoooohMatron · 14/11/2022 13:38

Yes he's fit. For the bin.

Conkersareback · 14/11/2022 13:40

Fatcatriot · 14/11/2022 13:34

With you OP !

Please tell me you're a sock puppet, please say there's not two of you!

BlackandJello · 14/11/2022 13:46

Is that you JRM?

WinterLobelia · 14/11/2022 13:48

I have a good friend who goes weak at the knees for JRM so you are not the only one! (I assume his wife does too).

She also goes weak at the knees for BoJo.

Lovely woman. Her husband is delightful. But her taste in men other than her DH is slightly wonky IMO.

BlackcurrantSorbet · 14/11/2022 13:51

I fancy seeing his head in a spike outside the Tower of London.

TacCat49 · 14/11/2022 14:07

You really must stop drinking during the day. It's not doing you any good.

Etinoxaurus · 14/11/2022 14:09

Shortpoet · 14/11/2022 11:37

The last time this topic was raised a mumsnetter said, “He looks like he ejaculates dust” and now I can never unsee that.

I clicked on this thread just to revisit that beautiful image.

OrdinaryWorm · 14/11/2022 14:12

www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1235792250217327

watch this and then say that again

flybyshy · 14/11/2022 14:23

You must have pay your mind, he's vile!!!

Haunted pencil is hilarious 😂