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To fancy Jacob Rees-Mogg

136 replies

SayyestoJRM · 14/11/2022 00:03

In the spirit of the Matt Hancock thread, am I the only one who finds Jacob Rees Mogg strangely attractive?

He appears a gentleman with Impeccable manners, very well spoken, a great orator and debater, well dressed and rather headmasterly too

Flame away Grin

OP posts:
MandyMotherOfBrian · 14/11/2022 14:29

witchesbubblebath · 14/11/2022 12:36

He looks like something out of a Dickens novel.

I can’t think of a Dickens Villain worse than him.

Truly despicable. A penny pinching, self serving and uncaring multi millionaire. In possession of a single visioned pursuit of the accumulation of wealth and used to getting everything he wants, on his own terms. A complete lack of concern for his fellow human beings. The distress of others means nothing to him. A complete refusal to spend even a single penny of his vast wealth to help others.

All those are quotes about Ebenezer Scrooge. Except Scrooge redeems himself in the end.

Softplayhooray · 14/11/2022 14:30

He reminds me of a skinny tall version of an insane man of Austrian descent who started a world war while leading Germany. He doesn't seem to like poor people or foreigners either. Why could you possibly find that attractive? Takes all sorts I guess.

LeavesOnTrees · 14/11/2022 14:30

watch this and then say that again

That video should come with some sort of health warning.

huyropi · 14/11/2022 14:31

SylvanianFrenemies · 14/11/2022 00:05

Nice try.

No one's going to believe you, I'm afraid.

Yep this

immigrant002 · 14/11/2022 14:31

SayyestoJRM · 14/11/2022 00:03

In the spirit of the Matt Hancock thread, am I the only one who finds Jacob Rees Mogg strangely attractive?

He appears a gentleman with Impeccable manners, very well spoken, a great orator and debater, well dressed and rather headmasterly too

Flame away Grin

Oh god no !! 🤮🤮

Oysterbabe · 14/11/2022 14:31

Nice try. There isn't a single person on earth who fancies JRM. I'd wager that his own wife thinks he's a cunt.

HerReputationMadeItDifficultToProceed · 14/11/2022 14:32

Fucking WHAT now?!

BlessedBeTheFruitCake · 14/11/2022 14:32

All the Nopes. Eww. YADBU

LadyEloise1 · 14/11/2022 14:32

PearlclutchersInc · 14/11/2022 11:15

New money darling ......

😂

NooNakedJacuzziness · 14/11/2022 14:35
. - not just you OP (50 seconds in)
Squeakycatflapper · 14/11/2022 14:38

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Thelnebriati · 14/11/2022 14:40

When he comes, does he yell 'Sorry Nanny!'?

JauntyJinty · 14/11/2022 14:46

Not even Anastasia Steele was into that level of humiliation!

(Hope that makes sense, I didn't read the books or see the film!)

MandyMotherOfBrian · 14/11/2022 14:56

OrdinaryWorm · 14/11/2022 14:12

www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1235792250217327

watch this and then say that again

Wow, 50 quid. All it takes to make a monster. Fascinating.

Toddlerteaplease · 14/11/2022 15:09

He's got six kids and never changed a nappy. What does that tell you?

SomeCleverUsername · 14/11/2022 18:17

SylvanianFrenemies · 14/11/2022 00:05

Nice try.

No one's going to believe you, I'm afraid.

I agree with this.

carbon60 · 14/11/2022 20:39

weirdo

ChannelLightVessel · 14/11/2022 22:25

Have you had a blow to the head recently, op?

Backtoblack1 · 14/11/2022 22:25

I feel sick. 🤣🤣

TrashyPanda · 14/11/2022 22:49

Physically repulsive and morally reprehensible

Imissmoominmama · 14/11/2022 22:56

I can’t imagine fancying anyone less.

Fifiesta · 14/11/2022 22:57

He might not believe in contraception, but he certainly has the same effect🤮

SecretPeston · 22/11/2022 18:41

YABVU and this is from someone who fancies Robert Peston.

Regularsizedrudy · 22/11/2022 18:45

He looks like he smells like a damp under stairs cupboard

notacooldad · 22/11/2022 18:45

This thread is so going to end up on on Reddit's Mumsnet Trolls page!!