To be shocked and appalled at this Tinder profile

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I have no words...

Hopefully it’s just a troll

😂

He sounds like a real catch!

🤣🤣

I bet he still gets a date.

That’s a parody account

Form an orderly queue ladies!

At least he is honest!

Of course it is

*gets on tinder before this beaut is snapped up…

fall back ladies, i want this gem 🙄

It's reverse pychology. He's probably none of those things but a reasonably good catch with a black sense of humour. My type, really.

Bugger I'm 4" too tall for him. Weeps.

I'd say that's clearly a troll.

I call bullshit

I didn't know trolling on OLD was actually a thing. They're literally everywhere!

Oh come on. That will not be real.

It attracts attention that's for sure. A GSOH guaranteed.

Oh no I’m too tall for him! 😂

So he’s quite a short man….😂

Is it a troll/ parody account?

I mean what’s to be gained by trolling on Tinder? How would people know if it’s just a black sense of humour?

Maybe I’m thick and there’s some kind of code I’m not picking up on?

I’m also too tall for him, darn it!

Those were my exact thoughts.

Is it not just satire? Seems to be what a lot of women want these days

He has all the charm of a middle-aged Ryan Giggs.

Question is, where is the lady, who is expecting his baby? Think that's what gave his piss take away. He will certainly get a lot of responses,if anything, out of curiousity.

To see what replies he gets? Even I would be curious about who responds to a profile like that. What does he look like op?