To be shocked and appalled at this Tinder profile

[intheclouds129]

I have no words...

Parody? Possibly.

The boy got baws 🏉 🏉

Bit Rich. Or could be.

Keep dancing.

'Shocked & appalled ' by an obvious piss take .How very mumsnet😄

Exactly 😆

If ONLY men were this honest on dating profiles. Because this is actually the situation of many of them.

Only two miles away from you, @intheclouds129? Are you submissive and, more importantly, do you have a mini-van?

Report back here anon and let enquiring minds know how the date went. In the interests of research.

prob a troll

but if not, then at least it’s a very honest person who is not going to manipulate someone into doing all of his wife work - he’s stating it upfront.

For the Exit! 😂

Dancer 2 - Player 0

Oh for goodness sake 😂 "probably" a troll? Anyone thinking this is real should "probably" have their internet access confiscated

It’s a reverse! There is a single mother version of this. I’ll try and Google it up…

Some women (especially the younger ones) are literally desperate for sex.

I would not be surprised if he finds more than one younger woman (think late teens, 20s etc) who will go for him. They just want kids, and a man who has already had lots is enough "evidence" of whatever they think they are after for them - haha.

He might be disappointed they don't have a minivan but he will still go for them.

If he is a troll I hope he's properly in character and his profile pic is one of him holding a big fish.

Bloody hell, how very true that is. They try to hide their shallowness, but it soon shows on the first meet.

Sounds unbelievable and then you read some of the threads on here!

It's no worse than some of the womens profiles on there.

I'd swipe right on him just to get a conversation going.

So perhaps his ploy is working fairly well.

The minivan comment totally gives it away. Come on, lads...

Minivan is very US.

I’m getting Roy from IT Crowd vibes here - “date me, I’m a baaaastard”

Sounds like Dean Profitt in Overboard.

Op did you really think it was real?

Wind up. Obviously. NO-ONE would put that. He probably just wanted to see if any woman would apply.

I was JUST thinking this. NO DOGS!

Sound about normal from what I read on here about what men expect and some of us put up with.

It's Nick Cannon! You found him on Tinder! Oh no, he has 8 or 9 by now. Or maybe Elon? He's up to 8 as well I think. It sounds like a dog whistle for the fucked up breeder fetish tbh. Gross, utterly grim.