To just leave this video of Boris Johnson dancing here for you?

[WaitroseWoman]

Crisis? What crisis? Boris Johnson dances away the country's heartache.

First dance with Carrie:
twitter.com/RupertMyers/status/1555507898763075586

That's the least twattish I've ever seen him.

Well, I suppose it is his wedding. But the sooner this oxygen thief disappears from the public eye the better.

honestly how has he got anyone to sleep with him

The current Mrs Johnson carrying a child to get her through a humiliating experience again.

I'm not on Twitter so can't see the video - small mercies 😂

Why should you get away unscathed, @StoneofDestiny ?! We are trauma bonding. Just for you:

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PS A likely story - you don't have to be on Twitter to watch the link in the OP.

Ah, are you thinking of this one when Mayor of London, @WhisperGold ?

He didn't know it was a party.
twitter.com/stimmo/status/1481658794438443012

Yikes.

So hard to believe it's real and not an Alison Jackson type parody

I'm going to really spoil you all now with a bit more of it. Brace yourselves, lassies:

There's something quite apish about him isn't there. I watched it without the sound and in my head I could hear 'oh I'm the king of the swingers oh, a jungle vip, I reached the top and had to stop and that's wahts bothering me'. Seems apt too.

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I hear this alternative soundtrack instead @Deadringer
twitter.com/zakavkaza/status/1555544861889048577

I thought this was a fake
it looks like something from a 70s sitcom.

Meanwhile, Matron of Dishonour Nadine makes a dignified exit.

Once again I wonder what she’s thinking.

Well...,, I don't know what to say....

Except to ask, is that boy who is singing into the camera one of his sons?

He looks a bear in a man suit. A reverse Bungle.

The last picture I saw of his sons was a good five years ago now, but they both had his actual face, so I don't think so (unless this one has had surgery to better blend into society).

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I was thinking that is serious dad dancing, but this is better.

Potentially, given BJ's track record...

"Well...,, I don't know what to say....

Except to ask, is that boy who is singing into the camera one of his sons?"

Probably. Most people are

Yes, every young man under 20 is one of his sons.
Isn't there supposed to be some correlation between mans dance moves and his prowess in the sack?

I think we can agree he's something of a swinger...

There is absolutely zero chemistry between them isn't there