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Secret confessions thread

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colourPink · 27/07/2022 20:13

Okay, so, we all have these thoughts; things we know we DEFINITELY are being unreasonable about and yet we can't help but think them.

This is that thread. A chance to say whatever you want judgement free. You know it's silly, you know it makes no sense but it's how you feel. Feel free to share! It might make me feel a little less crazy.

I'll go first...

My best friend gave birth to twins today and I am INSANELY jealous. Simply because I want twins. I know it's stupid, I know I likely won't even have twins but I want them so badly and now she has them. I feel like she's stolen the twin dust and there will be none left for me!

Like I said - just somewhere to post how you're feeling consequence free Smile

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Garysparrowsthirdwife · 27/07/2022 20:27

I can’t wait for my mother to fall off her perch
she’s an evil narcissist who has turned so many people against me for no reason at all
the day she goes,is the day I throw the biggest party ever
ditto my brothers and enabling father

i wish my dp (who is an amazing partner) would just have a look online and buy me a small something
just something he thinks I’d like,I do it for him all the time,but he’s got no imagination and thinks he’d get it wrong and I’d hate it
im not asking for the earth,just a quid or two

while we’re confessing-I’m glad my main boss has left (left before he was pushed)
he was a sexual pest and an arse licker to anyone above him-he trod on a lot of fingers on his way up
he thinks he is going to be missed so much but in real life,we all hated him and it was a good day when he wrote his gushing fb post about how much he is going to miss us
we won’t miss him-he was a tosser

GeorgeCat1 · 27/07/2022 20:35

I drink straight out of the milk carton in secret.

GeorgeCat1 · 27/07/2022 20:37

I've used " I have covid" as an excuse to get out of loads of stuff. Still haven't actually caught it.

Demilei · 27/07/2022 20:39

I'm married and I send and receive dirty texts and pictures from strange men. It gives me a boost. I also have an inappropriate crush.

Lesina · 27/07/2022 20:40

I loathe my niece. She is a grabby wee fucker… but she is the only granddaughter so we all have to pretend she is an angel. I want to punch her.

Carpy88999 · 27/07/2022 20:41

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Boxowine · 27/07/2022 20:42

I can't stand mothers who put those amber necklaces on their babies. It does not ward off pain, it is a choking hazard. Just give them a teething ring.

pedropony76 · 27/07/2022 20:43

Lesina · 27/07/2022 20:40

I loathe my niece. She is a grabby wee fucker… but she is the only granddaughter so we all have to pretend she is an angel. I want to punch her.

This really made me laugh out loud😂

Chatterbait · 27/07/2022 20:45

Sometimes I stand looking out of my window with my arse hanging out. For some reason I enjoy the knowledge that anyone going past would just see someone looking out of their window and never know about my naked arse.

Wouldloveanother · 27/07/2022 20:47

i secretly re-watch The Office every 3 years or so.

toastedcat · 27/07/2022 20:48

Lesina · 27/07/2022 20:40

I loathe my niece. She is a grabby wee fucker… but she is the only granddaughter so we all have to pretend she is an angel. I want to punch her.

Ooh I have one of these. She's the last of four children and she's a real piece of work. Rude, unfriendly and always moaning. The other three kids are delightful!

Curioushorse · 27/07/2022 20:49

I've achieved something that in loads of people's eyes makes me enormously successful.

What drove me to achieve it is the fact that I knew it would piss of my SIL.

GrandTheftWalrus · 27/07/2022 20:49

Chatterbait · 27/07/2022 20:45

Sometimes I stand looking out of my window with my arse hanging out. For some reason I enjoy the knowledge that anyone going past would just see someone looking out of their window and never know about my naked arse.

This is brilliant

forlornlorna1 · 27/07/2022 20:49

I talked my exh into a vasectomy before I left him

BongoJim · 27/07/2022 20:51

I'm naked. Right now. Typing this in the nude. My dog is naked too. He doesn't care.

Azandme · 27/07/2022 20:51

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The point was no judgement...

I get really irritated by people who can't keep their mouth (keyboard) shut.

Stichintime · 27/07/2022 20:54

I have no feelings for my mum, its just a blank.

FrothyThoughts · 27/07/2022 20:54

I fantasise about being a YouTuber. I'd have a book vlog and I have loads of video ideas and I think it would be fun.

But I'd also feel like a twat filming myself and would cringe if anyone who knew me watched it.

So it's never going to happen...but still I'm thinking of ideas for 5 Classics Not Worth the Hype or Best Books about Time travel

FeckTheMagicDragon · 27/07/2022 20:54

Both my parents died (10 & 15years ago) and thinking about them the other day, I realised that I do not miss them. I’m just relieved that I no longer have to deal with the drama, treading on eggshells and always being the black sheep (I’m not, v successful job, great kids, never in trouble with the law and solid marriage).
If I ever confessed to my siblings they would never understand.

alpisnkoay · 27/07/2022 20:54

I was disappointed my SIL didn't die of her heart attack 😶

Itsvalentino · 27/07/2022 20:57

Lesina · 27/07/2022 20:40

I loathe my niece. She is a grabby wee fucker… but she is the only granddaughter so we all have to pretend she is an angel. I want to punch her.

😂 I also have a niece I’d love to punch, and one I wish was my own daughter instead of my sisters.

PinkButtercups · 27/07/2022 20:57

I don't like my MIL, FIL and BIL.

They've said some really nasty untrue things about me.
Made out I've done stuff which I haven't.

Now they only try and be nice to get to my DS.

DP and them don't know that I'm slowly cutting contact now my DS is getting older. They're too toxic and I don't want him to be around that.

Coffeeenema · 27/07/2022 20:57

alpisnkoay · 27/07/2022 20:54

I was disappointed my SIL didn't die of her heart attack 😶

Lol, don't feel bad....I've had similar thoughts about MIL evil bitch that she is.

SliceOfCakeCupOfTea · 27/07/2022 20:57

I want to be a kept woman. I want all my rights, all my abilities to earn money in whatever field I want...I just don't want to actually have to work.

wherearebeefandonioncrisps · 27/07/2022 20:58

What an interesting thread.
I'll have think...