Secret confessions thread

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Okay, so, we all have these thoughts; things we know we DEFINITELY are being unreasonable about and yet we can't help but think them.

This is that thread. A chance to say whatever you want judgement free. You know it's silly, you know it makes no sense but it's how you feel. Feel free to share! It might make me feel a little less crazy.

I'll go first...

My best friend gave birth to twins today and I am INSANELY jealous. Simply because I want twins. I know it's stupid, I know I likely won't even have twins but I want them so badly and now she has them. I feel like she's stolen the twin dust and there will be none left for me!

Like I said - just somewhere to post how you're feeling consequence free

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Probably loads more than previously, as chatterbait has inspired us all to try it!

I think I carry a family curse. All the men who marry into my family die before 50. My dh is approaching 40 and im convinced he'll go young too...
Completely irrational and all me applying a string of coincidences to a narrative.

This made me laugh more than it should have done? Were we separated at birth 😁

100% this

Oops sorry that was in response to :

Will now be wondering how many people I pass standing in their window will have the arse hanging out.

With a bit of luck everybody has the sense to name change and it change any revealing details then.

capedavenger Sadly, I feel the same about my poor mum who has Alzheimer’s.

SIL is jealous of everything and everyone.
DSis was thinking about a caravan, and SIL quickly had to get one. Same with a new car.
SIL has 3 DC but now DSis is pregnant. SIL now wants another baby - it's the one thing she can't have as BIL is dead against any DC - HA! Jealous cow

@fukkit @JustlookingNotbuying
Sadly it's a very common confession to make....horrible, horrible illness 😖

Oh my good god same here. My niece is literally revered as some saintly thing - apparently my sil and bil have to parent her differently because she's "too compliant". Like fuck is she!! She lies left, right and centre, steals food from my cupboard constantly, blames everything on my DS who then gets blamed (including her breaking my £90 piano stool by jumping on it, which I literally witnessed... But she said no, he did it pointing to my DS and all the in-laws said "oh well if she's saying that then it must be true as she'd never lie". I was seething. Plus we have to constantly hear about how amazingly talented she is at school, singing, martial arts, ballet, acting... You name it, she's the best at it. It makes me feel sick with mild rage but to be honest I pity her more as she is being moulded to become a seriously fucked up adult. When the world tells her she's not the best and infallible she won't have a clue how to cope with it. But despite my pity she's still fucking annoying.

Do you want them to ask why you weren’t there?

And would you be upset if they don’t?

something horrible must have happened and I hope you get peace of heart and mind one day.

I pretend to be on call to avoid events I don’t want to attend. Works every time
oh,nooooo I’m on call and can’t attend how disappointing. Yea riiiiight

That I hate my sil for the fact she is getting married aboard next year,we have had to sacrifice a lot for 18 months so we can go to the bloody thing!

If someone really upsets me or does something nasty to me. It takes a lot to get me really upset.

I put the evil eye on them then forget them.
It makes me feel better.
Best revenge.

I had an affair with a much younger man and I don't give a damn. My exH was a lying, cheating, abusive piece of shit.

When I was 11 I stole the pencil case and all the pencils of my best friend and feel mortified to this day. I have a stationary obsession.

My friends child has complex needs and frequently hits, pinches and attacks me and DC if the child feels we’re taking the attention off them. Just last week the child went for my throat and dug their nails in just because. The child also verbally threats to kill, slit our throats, smashes things inc in my house if they’re here to be in control. It’s all extreme behaviour to be in control.

i still help my friend. Still visit but fuck, I see what life they have now, not much of one and their marriage is falling apart because of the disabilities of the one child and the impact on the older siblings, and wish I’d been more firm on the ‘you’re 40 and you’ll have 7 yrs between each child, you probably should have the abortion and it’s the best thing for you’

I don’t tell my friend her child is the reason I’m getting my tubes tied despite wanting another kid. My own child has ASD and ADHD so I know how hard it is but the thought of having a child like my friends (and the risk is there of asd atain, more so for me) fills me with dread.

I don’t want my friends life and wish my friend didn’t have it either.

Also when my “parents” die I won’t be arranging a funeral,they can stay in the morgue for me.

I've been leading a double life for years and nobody has a clue

In case this is a DM journo fishing for material, I'll edit what I was going to say quite tightly. Someone I know pissed in someone else's (bottle of) whiskey, because the 2nd person was a complete tosser. Pissing person had the satisfaction of watching the drinking.

I used to work for a total bitch. We were in a 6 storey building and there was a bar in the basement. Bitch thought she & the barman were besties, but he hated her too because she was always tardy paying her tab. Towards the end of my time with the company it became intolerable, I'd pretend to be out on a work call & go down the rear fire escape to the bar. Barman would add my drinks to my bosses tab which she racked up & paid periodically. She commented on how much the cost of alcohol had gone up.

That was great until you justified it in the second paragraph

I wish my ex husband suffers as much as I did in order for him to realise the pain he has caused me.

Cousin is that you? 😂my cousin and his wife went to my wedding and promised he was going to give us one of his paintings but it wasn't finished yet. He never did.

This is very funny 😂

I despise DS2's gf. So does the rest of the family. We tried our hardest but now DS2 has gradually cut every single one of us off - me, his brother, his grandparents, aunt, uncle, cousins...and has been NC for over two years. We don't know why, we were always kind to his gf. We don't even know where he lives now and he's only 21. She's older.

I cry a lot because I miss him. But I also wish terrible things on her. Terrible, terrible things. She is not a nice person.